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Kev
09-03-2005, 02:09 PM
Post 'em here:

Adverts that u hate on TV :p

Kev
09-03-2005, 02:29 PM
*Diamond Car Insurance - just for women.

*The Other insurance Ad with the Elephant.

lindylou
09-03-2005, 11:14 PM
I hate the KFC ad;

She sings;
''I can feed the family for only 9: 99''

He sings;

''great, she hasn't cooked''

:mad: :eek: .... it's the horrible tune and the awful singing that I can't stand !

The other one I hate is that daft old fellah that keeps shouting ''40 years! 40 years!'' ''I havn't claimed in 40 years !''

Don't like the Churchill bulldog either - ''oh, yes!'' :(

Max
09-04-2005, 02:24 AM
Diamond Car Insurance are pure evil and they who the worse drivers really are. :p

Kev
09-04-2005, 09:51 AM
'I said u buy 1 - u get 1 free, I said u buy 1 - u get 1 free'

Safestyle windows.

Scousemouse
09-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Yeah, Safestyle Windows - I wouldn't buy an ice lolly off him! :D

All those patronising loan adverts- with 'competitive rates' of around 20% interest ("They're very nice people to deal with!" ...I'll bet they are, wait until you default on your payments, mate!)

Then there's that poisoned dwarf in the oversized green overall floggin' cars- or more to the point LOANS at exhorbitant rates. I'd love to say 'yes' if some idiot would pay me three times the going rate for a loan! ;)

Kev
09-04-2005, 03:53 PM
Yes car credit -

http://www.car-credit-uk.net/yes-car-credit-lucy.gif

That Loans ad - were the fella is talking about football and his wife/ partner is filming him on the camera :rolleyes:

Gnomie
09-04-2005, 04:34 PM
Halix .... just get that fool off my telly

Kev
09-04-2005, 04:47 PM
Halix .... just get that fool off my telly

U mean Halifax? This guy?

http://www.halifax.co.uk/home/graphics/home_promo_header_ExtraExtra_Dec2004.gif

Scousemouse
09-04-2005, 05:08 PM
*Diamond Car Insurance - just for women.
'Just for women'...what's that all about?
Whatever happened to the equality laws? 'Fewer claims' does not equate to 'safer drivers'! :D

Hang on, I'll just put my spoon away. :rolleyes:

Kev
09-04-2005, 05:24 PM
'Just for women'...what's that all about?
Whatever happened to the equality laws? 'Fewer claims' does not equate to 'safer drivers'! :D

Hang on, I'll just put my spoon away. :rolleyes:

It's that generation that I don't have a trendy name for, that the media have pushed to the extreme, the generation who are now uttering the question - Do we need men anymore? WT..? We will save that for another thread eh?

lindylou
09-04-2005, 10:50 PM
'I said u buy 1 - u get 1 free, I said u buy 1 - u get 1 free'

Safestyle windows.


That must be one of the worst ones ever Kev !! :mad: :mad: :eek:


drives everyone mad ! :(

as Pete Price would say, ''knock him out !!''

Browneyes
09-05-2005, 02:22 AM
Lol...safestyle windows...were not allowed to mention that company in front of my parents, especially my mum, they agreed a few years ago for a rep from there to come round and show a few examples etc, but at the end my parents weren't really interested so said they'd think about it and get back to them if they wanted ne new windows, and now they wish they'd never said that, they've been hounded non stop by the company ever since, getting phone calls sometimes 3 or 4 times a week, many a times they've told them they aren't interested, even complained and were told they would be taken off their list but it never happened, they still called, anyway, a few weeks back a woman called from safestyle, she started the usual rubbish and half way through my mum said 'look sorry but we've told you tons of times now were not interested in getting new windows' and to that the woman on the other end said 'Well! theres no need to be so F***ing rude about it' and slammed phone down, my mum was fuming! my dad wrote a letter off to them and its getting looked into as i type..

lindylou
09-07-2005, 07:38 PM
Here's another horrible ad ..........

'Fixodent' .... ''a life with more bite''


it features 2 pensioners 'necking' in a car !! :eek:

'orrible ! and it's always on when you're eating your tea !

Kev
09-07-2005, 08:14 PM
Here's another horrible ad ..........

'Fixodent' .... ''a life with more bite''


it features 2 pensioners 'necking' in a car !! :eek:

'orrible ! and it's always on when you're eating your tea !

ew, I've never seen that one.

lindylou
09-07-2005, 09:08 PM
Here's another horrible ad ..........

'Fixodent' .... ''a life with more bite''


it features 2 pensioners 'necking' in a car !! :eek:

'orrible ! and it's always on when you're eating your tea !


............ and I forgot to add - when they are snogging - the next line of the ad says ; '' and only ONE of them is wearing dentures''


UGH! :D

Max
09-07-2005, 11:36 PM
Everyone hates the crazy frog advert.

Kev
09-17-2005, 10:08 PM
That new 'Cheese Dipper' ads where the two groups of asbo chasin kids are 'fronting' each other in a park.

'Big Cheese Deepa'

:(

Kev
09-23-2005, 09:30 PM
Halifax .... just get that fool off my telly

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1334659.jpg

Howard Brown from the Halifax ads turnes up at this years MOBO awards, yes, its him :lol:

lindylou
09-24-2005, 07:49 PM
:lol: ahh, I don't mind Howard :lol:

Kev
09-24-2005, 09:25 PM
:lol: ahh, I don't mind Howard :lol:

According to the ladies, he gives them extra, if you know what I mean, I thank you! Drum roll

lindylou
09-25-2005, 08:11 PM
Kev, remember when you were saying how annoying Sharon Osborne is on the Asda ads ? :nod: well, I've just seen her being very irritating again ! This time she's advertising 'her story' in tomorrows Sun. You might see it if you are watching tv tonight. :)

Kev
09-25-2005, 08:25 PM
OMG, sorry to blaspheme :crybaby:

lindylou
10-03-2005, 08:33 PM
The new 'Special K' advert is pretty annoying.

One girl keeps saying to the other, ''loser, loser '' :rolleyes:

Kev
10-03-2005, 08:41 PM
Arh, yes that one, mum u are soch a loosar :disgust:

lindylou
10-03-2005, 09:52 PM
That's the one ! :$ik:

Kev
10-28-2005, 08:23 AM
Emaya - 'for the time of your life'. The advert about The Menopause.

victorialush
10-28-2005, 12:07 PM
http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1334659.jpg

Howard Brown from the Halifax ads turnes up at this years MOBO awards, yes, its him :lol:


LOL! He still isnt cool!

I hate the advert that was on ages ago.... 'zoom zoom zoom'... I would have to mute that as soon as it came on.... it grates on me.

Max
10-28-2005, 10:44 PM
The Halifax guy looks cooler when he's dressed like a banker.

victorialush
10-29-2005, 07:25 PM
The Halifax guy looks cooler when he's dressed like a banker.

That halifax guy is a complete and utter banker! :D

Kev
10-29-2005, 07:31 PM
That halifax guy is a complete and utter banker! :D

Well he does bank all day

Max
10-30-2005, 12:11 AM
Bet he doesn't bank no more, the money he makes off them ads he doesn't need to.

Kev
11-06-2005, 08:01 AM
Okay, so its not on the tele but those ads for Iceland of the radio featuring kerry macfadden (http://www.yoliverpool.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2885#post2885).

The Missus
11-06-2005, 02:07 PM
They are on the tele Kev, she picks up a bag of frozen chicken breasts and says to the boy assistant are these breasts bigger, and he looks at her chest and says i wouldn't like to say madam, whats all that about!

lindylou
11-09-2005, 03:14 PM
Another ad that is very irritating is the one for the washing powder 'Surf' ..
the women in some exotic place somewhere, and they all say ''paradise'' in very irritating accents !! :rolleyes: :)

lindylou
11-09-2005, 03:24 PM
Two more very annoying ads ;

Clover. ''We all love Clover''

Those people eating corn on the cob with Clover on ... but the gormless expressions on their faces !! ... and it looks like they have tears running down their cheek ! :confused: .. they must be so overwhelmed by the Clover ! :rolleyes:


The other ad that really sets my teeth on edge is the one for 'Mars Delight' - there is a very annoying little ditty on it sung by an annoyingly cheerful voice, something like ;

'Jadda, Jadda,
Jadda, Jadda,
Jing, Jing, Jing'

:doubt:

Scousemouse
12-17-2005, 12:30 AM
Then there's that poisoned dwarf in the oversized green overall floggin' cars- or more to the point LOANS at exhorbitant rates. I'd love to say 'yes' if some idiot would pay me three times the going rate for a loan!
Doorstep lender Provident closed it's struggling 'Yes Car Credit' company with the loss of 820 jobs only three years after buying it for £77million. It's closure is reckoned to cost £141million!

Well, that's one series of duff adverts out of the way then! :rolleyes:

lindylou
01-29-2006, 06:29 PM
Special K 'drop a jean size' .... the girl in a red jacket dancing at the end of the ad ... irritates the hell outta' me ... that very annoying little dance she does ... grrr ! :rolleyes:

victorialush
01-30-2006, 08:15 PM
Quote yourself happy!



Grrrr, quote yourself a smack in the mush!!

lindylou
01-31-2006, 02:08 PM
Quote yourself happy!



Grrrr, quote yourself a smack in the mush!!

lol :)

Kev
01-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Radio Ads:

118 118 - call center ads, where the call center people are so over friendly, acting like your bezzie mate :rolleyes:

victorialush
02-05-2006, 08:34 AM
Every single advert between 7am and 11.30am on a Sunday morning.

Dolls, dolls houses, terrifying toys, irritating jingles sang by kids... it all melts into one 5 minute mini film of white noise and violent colour.
Uuurrgghhh.

Kev
02-05-2006, 09:08 AM
Every single advert between 7am and 11.30am on a Sunday morning.

Dolls, dolls houses, terrifying toys, irritating jingles sang by kids... it all melts into one 5 minute mini film of white noise and violent colour.
Uuurrgghhh.

LOL :p Ads on a week day morning. They have all been exersise vids by some skinny soap star, drive me mad.

sweetpatooti
02-09-2006, 09:54 PM
What about the Tena Lady Ads in the middle of countdown - my kids laugh themselves senseless!!! (They can be insensitive) - but, sympathetic as I am to those problems - how do you explain that away to kids??:unibrow:

victorialush
02-10-2006, 08:08 AM
What about the Tena Lady Ads in the middle of countdown - my kids laugh themselves senseless!!! (They can be insensitive) - but, sympathetic as I am to those problems - how do you explain that away to kids??:unibrow:

LOL! Just tell them that when you get old you revert to being a baby... so you wet yourself only on coughing and sneezing occasions, oh and when you laugh too... and when you get even older it would be good for someone to feed you and take you the toilet :)

lindylou
02-10-2006, 11:56 AM
Have you noticed how these ads about bodily functions are usually on when you are having your tea !! ..... Tena lady, Tampax ads,toilet paper and toilet smells !! people blowing their snotty noses, people talking about their false teeth and how they stay in while they have a snog ! :shock: ! Ugh!

:rolleyes:

lindylou
04-05-2006, 11:47 PM
I see those Marks & Sparks ads are back ! The ones for food .... you know,

''not just food, but M&S food'' ........ we suffered it all the weeks running up to Xmas - and now we have them back for Easter - '' not just Hot Cross Buns, but M&S Hot Cross Buns'' !!! (I'm tearing my hair out !!)

I don't know which is worse - the M&S or the Iceland ads with Kerry !! :eek:

Kev
05-27-2006, 10:01 PM
The new Frosties Advert - nuff said. 'Theyre gonna taste greaat'..

Paul D
05-29-2006, 11:28 AM
You know the one "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free" that annoying manc accent grates me!:mad:

lindylou
05-30-2006, 05:48 PM
You know the one "you buy one you get one free I say you buy one you get one free" that annoying manc accent grates me!:mad:

I think everyone must hate that ad !!

lindylou
06-18-2006, 09:52 PM
The new Frosties Advert - nuff said. 'Theyre gonna taste greaat'..

This ad is on all the time !!

My son just said how much he hates it !

Kev
06-18-2006, 10:39 PM
The advert for that programme - Sugar Rush :disgust:

lindylou
06-25-2006, 10:01 PM
'' Na Na Na, .. Na, Na, Na, .. Na, Na, Na, ..

ASDA advert.

SO annoying ! grrr !


D'ya know the one I mean ?? It's on CONSTANTLY !

Kev
06-25-2006, 10:03 PM
The new Dove advert

lindylou
06-25-2006, 10:07 PM
The new Dove advert

not sure if I've seen that one yet - how does it go ?

Kev
06-25-2006, 10:11 PM
Oh, i cant remember - just annoys me.

Kev
06-28-2006, 11:30 AM
That one - 'Sarah's Mum'. Sarah's Mum says......Sarah's Mum says......Sarah's Mum says......Sarah's Mum says......Sarah's Mum says......

bazzacat
06-28-2006, 11:54 AM
Picture the Loan- where the guys missus is filming him on the phone(?), "you can have an adult conversation with those guys"- thats the selling point?

Theres an annoying one on "Smooth FM" for the "Spanish Property Centre", with a woman with fake spanish accent warbling the name of the company to the accompnyment of guitars

I aslo hate the Asda kids singing ones, "Sarahs Mum" etc!

Safestyle, kind of like it in a crappy way

Also "There gonna tase great" frosties ad, with that irritating kid

Kev
06-28-2006, 12:02 PM
Also "There gonna tase great" frosties ad, with that irritating kid

Annoying but catchy at the same time, its in your head now, try not to think about it go on.....Its gonna taste great....empire state....ladies who wait....even a pie -rate

matt
06-28-2006, 12:04 PM
http://www.confused.com/images/confusedFrontpageTop.gif

I hate that one for confused.com where this little fella turns into that nobhead who starts going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, does looking for car insurance drive you crazy?"

No, you do you blirt!

The advert I LOVE is the Maltesers one with the two women in the office, where one says she doesn't feel very naughty by eating a Malteser so flashes her bra at a bloke in the office and he falls over and drops all the files!
Always p!ss meself at that one.

Best get some Tena lady LOL :lol:

victorialush
06-28-2006, 12:19 PM
No, Shielas wheels is stil the most annoying advert on TV.... Grrrrr, that makes me wanna run them over.... if I could drive!

Kev
06-28-2006, 12:22 PM
No, you do you blirt!



rofl :celb (23):

lindylou
06-28-2006, 01:36 PM
http://www.confused.com/images/confusedFrontpageTop.gif

I hate that one for confused.com where this little fella turns into that nobhead who starts going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, does looking for car insurance drive you crazy?"

No, you do you blirt!

The advert I LOVE is the Maltesers one with the two women in the office, where one says she doesn't feel very naughty by eating a Malteser so flashes her bra at a bloke in the office and he falls over and drops all the files!
Always p!ss meself at that one.

Best get some Tena lady LOL :lol:

Yeah, that Maltesers ad is a good one - my husband roared laughing when he saw it.

lindylou
06-28-2006, 01:38 PM
Picture the Loan- where the guys missus is filming him on the phone(?), "you can have an adult conversation with those guys"- thats the selling point?

Theres an annoying one on "Smooth FM" for the "Spanish Property Centre", with a woman with fake spanish accent warbling the name of the company to the accompnyment of guitars

I aslo hate the Asda kids singing ones, "Sarahs Mum" etc!

Safestyle, kind of like it in a crappy way

Also "There gonna tase great" frosties ad, with that irritating kid

that irritating kid ... my dad says he needs a kick up the ar-e :D

sweetpatooti
06-28-2006, 01:41 PM
I hate those "consolidation" loan adverts where they are all sad and filmed in black and white and then when they get the loan the film turns to colour and the sun comes out....can't think what the metaphor is there:disgust:

oh and I hate the Norwich Union one where she falls off the chair and kicks her legs in the air - serious health and safety issues there...in fact I hate all Norwich Union ads.

Kev
06-28-2006, 01:41 PM
Picture The Loan makes me laugh, they have really marketed it towards the 'just surviving' working family group.

Whilst remortgaging our house a while ago - I refused to become drawn in to the 'reps' conversations about what football team I supported and how much nursery fees are compared to London but its hard. I was that guy talking about football, whilst the wife was in stitches. I felt like I'd made a new mate.

bazzacat
06-28-2006, 02:25 PM
anyone remember one from a few years back for shampoo , I think, with some self loving woman saying something along the lines of :

He said "youre really lucky", to which I replied "YOURE the lucky one"

ie hes so lucky to be with her- I really hated it!!!

Also those Loreal Ads which say "endorsed by the British Skin Foundation"- if that isnt an industry funded bogus institution I dont know what is!!!

Ads for cosmetics/ shampoo with white coated scientists and bogus science- "the oxy ceramides protien mollecules will strengthen your hair"- what crap!!

victorialush
06-28-2006, 02:45 PM
Any advert with 'new improved' in it.... so are they admitting the last lot was rubbish?

julia
06-29-2006, 09:50 PM
Three kids on a bench. One of them is talking her head off: Blah blah blah blah blah blah, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. One of the other kids hands her a sports-lid-type bottle of water (Dunno which brand). She drinks it, thereby shutting her up, and the other two kids look very relieved.

If the girl is so annoying, why do the other two hang out with her?

Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just duct (duck) tape her mouth shut?

Why, based solely upon witnessing this commercial, should I buy their product as opposed to the other guys'? Are they trying to get me to buy for the highly unlikely and unfortunate event that I am trapped in an enclosed space (e.g., bus) with such an annoyingly vociferous person and need an emergency on-the-spot pacifier/dummy? :202:

julia
07-06-2006, 10:42 PM
What about the Whiskas 'Oh So Fishy' commercial? Why is the cat seeing imaginary fishies made out of yarn swimming around in the bathtub?! Seems there may be some stuff in this cat food you wouldn't want your cat getting a hold of.....:retard:

Also, what regional accent does this woman have? In general, I like British accents. But there's something really grating about the way the woman in this commercial talks.

Kev
07-06-2006, 11:27 PM
That Rice Crispies advert - wot the hell is a poo stick?

matt
07-07-2006, 01:38 AM
It's not a poo stick, it's a light sabre!!

Kev
07-07-2006, 08:32 AM
It's not a poo stick, it's a light sabre!!

Whats a poo stick?! I think thats disgusting :shock:

victorialush
07-07-2006, 12:22 PM
Whats a poo stick?! I think thats disgusting :shock:

Pooh stick is what Winnie the Pooh played.

Stand on one side of the bridge with your mates with the current floating under, drop the stick and run to the other side of the bridge to see whos sticks comes under first.... thats pooh sticks :D

Kev
07-07-2006, 12:28 PM
Oh, right. Well the advertisers should not assume then that we all know that fact :)

lindylou
07-07-2006, 10:46 PM
I've never heard of poo sticks either ! :shock:

I laughed at your post Kev ( ''I think that's disgusting'' ) ha,ha ! :D

bazzacat
07-14-2006, 11:10 AM
The Ocean Finance one, with a guy shipwrecked on an island, puts out stones to sprll "SOS", eventually sees a ship coming. The mystery sailor (we never see him) allows the guy a shave, change of clothes and a nice drink to top it off!

The Admiral ones, with that idiot and a parrot. That ad agency must be geniuses, putting the fella in an admirals costume, just where to the ideas come from???

Funnily enough, in a pub a while back, a drunken old lady was passing comment with a freind on various other drinkers. "Youre alright", she said about me, "sitting there like Lord Nelson". ?????????

I dont have an eye patch or anything, whats that about??

lindylou
07-14-2006, 01:15 PM
Funnily enough, in a pub a while back, a drunken old lady was passing comment with a freind on various other drinkers. "Youre alright", she said about me, "sitting there like Lord Nelson". ?????????

I dont have an eye patch or anything, whats that about??[/QUOTE]

lol at that ! :D

Kev
07-14-2006, 10:10 PM
The new Halifax gangster hiphop ad

wallasey
07-15-2006, 05:26 PM
I don't like the new ASDA Adverts. Why do they need to have kids singing cr*p songs? Go back to the older ones or nick the old Tesco Mother in law as she was good. No, the new ASDA ads really do drive me up the wall.

The Ad with Tim Healy doing the voice-over gets me goat too. I hate his accent and I wouldn't trust what he says with a bargepole (bad experciance of Geordies; don't ask!)

I also saw the new Ultralase ad today aswell. All it is is a nude woman on a pedistall using her hands to cover up the explicit bits. Now surely that is softcore porn? How can that be a daytime TV ad? I hope no kids were watching at the time. I mean, how many people want cosmetic surgery only to have to show off every knook and crannie on international TV? They must be mad. I wonder how long it will be before someone complains?

Finally, the Caniston Atheletes Foot ad is another of my hates. I really don't want to see a strange blokes foot on TV thank you very much!

gillian
07-15-2006, 05:36 PM
'I said u buy 1 - u get 1 free, I said u buy 1 - u get 1 free'

Safestyle windows.
Steady on,that guy lives in Burnley the towns reptations bad enough.

Kev
07-15-2006, 05:38 PM
Remember when everyone laughed at cosmetic surgery 20 years ago :rolleyes: How society changes eh? :rolleyes:

eyes and teeth, eyes and teeth.

Vimto - Dad's Pants (http://www.vimto.co.uk/default.aspx)

I hate that new advert with the kids in the changing room, the lad then jumps off a diving board with massive underpants. I think the advertisers are trying too hard with that one, trying to create a Bugsy Malone soundtrack vibe with the kids singing etc.

wallasey
07-15-2006, 06:02 PM
Steady on,that guy lives in Burnley the towns reptations bad enough.

But I like Burnley! It grows on you, honest!

bazzacat
07-28-2006, 09:48 AM
Good grief, Cheryl Baker now resorting to doing Safestyle ads...but the worst bit is the line "dont worry about making your mind up"! Cringe.....

sweetpatooti
10-22-2006, 09:17 PM
I hate the Virgin

trains ad the one with the Native Americans chasing the train - what is that all about - makes no sense at all. And that first class carriage looks cr@p.

Virgin trains don't even stop at Liverpool South Parkway anyway.

Kev
10-22-2006, 10:03 PM
Girly Gala

Bingo ads on tele.

Radio ad for Frosties were the kids are 'suppose' to phone in and sing 'its gonna taste great'. What a blag

PhilipG
10-28-2006, 11:26 AM
Radio Ads:

118

118 - call center ads, where the call center people are so over friendly, acting like your bezzie mate :rolleyes:

I worked on the Vodafone

Call Centre for 6 months.
We were told to smile while we spoke.
I was told I didn't sound cheerful enough, so I told them it was a miserable

job!

BTW, I've never had a mobile phone! :)

lindylou
10-31-2006, 09:11 PM
I've never had a mobile phone either - and I don't intend to get one. :)

drone_pilot
07-07-2007, 09:50 AM
we have had ads we like, how about ads that get up your nose.

Ill start with the safe style windows, the one where some bald guy shouts at you,
you buy one you get one free,

God i'd love to slap him.

Kev
07-07-2007, 10:03 AM
Any Dove advert showing supposedly 'real' women, constantly confident, bouncing around with silly smiles on their faces, they make me cringe, the are all actresses and in the business anyway. Don't buy Dove, ladies.

gorgeous
07-07-2007, 11:16 PM
CILLIT BANG .


Hi I'm Barry Scott . ARGHHHHHHH

shytalk
07-07-2007, 11:31 PM
I'm at a disadvantage here, the Brit TV I get has had the ads removed. I'm not complaining though. :)

phredd
07-08-2007, 07:17 AM
Any add that mentions "The British Skin Foundation"
Who thought of that one ?

Phredd

lindylou
07-12-2007, 05:39 PM
CILLIT BANG .


Hi I'm Barry Scott . ARGHHHHHHH

The loudness of that man shouting !! :eek:

lindylou
07-12-2007, 05:40 PM
we have had ads we like, how about ads that get up your nose.

Ill start with the safe style windows, the one where some bald guy shouts at you,
you buy one you get one free,

God i'd love to slap him.

.. and the loudness of that man shouting too :eek:


why do they have to shout so much !! :angry:

lindylou
07-12-2007, 05:46 PM
I already posted this on the third page of this thread - - but it's SO annoying it deserves another mention - - the M&S Food ads - grrr ! how long are we going to be subjected to these infuriating ads !! That voice !! those ridiculous descriptions of the food .. ''not just any food .. M&S food'' .. :angry:

we get them Christmas, Easter and all year round.

I want a 'head banging on wall' smiley !!

drone_pilot
07-12-2007, 06:29 PM
There you go lindy

http://www.enigmamusic.com/forum/images/smilies/banghead[1].gif

Bevy
07-12-2007, 06:53 PM
CILLIT BANG .


Hi I'm Barry Scott . ARGHHHHHHH

Just for you Gorgeous..Enjoy :PDT11


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KPONH2j4In8

and for those who hate them esure adds

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ydL3yDG-ci8

lindylou
07-12-2007, 06:57 PM
There you go lindy

http://www.enigmamusic.com/forum/images/smilies/banghead[1].gif

yes that's it ! :PDT11

lottie
07-12-2007, 07:23 PM
I hate the Diamond Insurance one where she dances in the hairdressers!!!!!!

"Diamond is a girls best friend" :$ik:

lindylou
07-12-2007, 07:24 PM
Don't think I've seen that one Lottie.

lottie
07-12-2007, 07:34 PM
Lucky you lol. Its rubbish!! It's in a hairdressers and the music is to Diamonds are a girls best friend.

drone_pilot
07-13-2007, 05:37 PM
How about the Halifax ones with Howard singing, god there so Naff i just hit the mute button when he comes on.

steveb
07-13-2007, 06:16 PM
The loan ad were the woman is on the phone and says £25,000
Bet she dosn't realise it is secured on her house, as 99% are, and
she pays back £43.000 15 years later, like Safestyle, buy outright
£3000, on credit over 10 years, £8500. What gets me is the well
know people doing the adds, most are millionaires, and don't need a loan

Klaatu
08-29-2007, 05:11 PM
That black and white cartoon one...
bum, bum, bum. bum...Esso Blue!...

(Think I've gone back a bit too far there!)

lindylou
09-04-2007, 04:32 PM
I don't like that ad were there's a little lad sitting on the loo saying 'phoo it stinks .. ( or something to that effect) - - talk about 'that's more information than we need !!'

- then he goes on to say, 'it's all gone, it's all gone' - think he means the air freshener spray ! :rolleyes:

it's a horrible ad, his whiney voice makes it worse !! :PDT_Xtremez_12:

scouse smurf
09-16-2007, 09:55 AM
I dislike with a passion the car adverts were the kids go on about the parents doing this and that, and it's probably just a phase they're going through. I think they're for a people carrier

To be honest, I don't like most of the adverts were either kids are made out to be cleverer than the adults or the ones were the bloke is soooo stupid but the woman is clever (ok thats probably true in real life too lol)

Gotta admit I like the BT adverts, they're like the less cheesy version of the gold blend adverts

lindylou
09-30-2007, 07:07 PM
The one at the moment that is irritating is a car insurance one.
L V.com

I don't like the deep voice singing : ''dum diddy dum diddy dum !!'' :PDT_Xtremez_42:

SteH
09-30-2007, 07:13 PM
The autoglass ones on the radio do my head in,when Gavin tells a boring story about someone whose holiday journey got delayed because a chip on their windscreen turn ed into a crack. No wonder car insurance is so high when he's reminding everyone that chips are usually repaired for free under the cover.

Kev
09-30-2007, 07:17 PM
The autoglass ones on the radio do my head in,when Gavin tells a boring story about someone whose holiday journey got delayed because a chip on their windscreen turn ed into a crack. No wonder car insurance is so high when he's reminding everyone that chips are usually repaired for free under the cover.

Me too, he chats with that annoying informal way like he's a mate doing you a favour.

I hate the one thats been on recently. A catalogue firm for women were there's a suit for particular scenarios, ie, when you dump a fella etc...

Diane
09-30-2007, 07:21 PM
It's definitely the sheilas wheels advert one for me ! their voices make me cringe ! wish the car would drive over a cliff and we'd get rid of the lot of them !

I've heard through the grapevine the gals who sing it - called The Sheilas - are gonna release a record !

aaarrrrrgh !

lindylou
09-30-2007, 07:55 PM
I got sick of hearing that one - they played it so often.

lindylou
09-30-2007, 07:57 PM
Here's a really annoying one : the Hastings.com ad .. that cartoon knight singing and dancing .. he needs a kick up the backside as my dad would say! lol !

Libertarian
09-30-2007, 10:17 PM
phones 4 u with wittlin dan totally stupid:PDT_Xtremez_42:

shytalk
09-30-2007, 10:48 PM
All the Brit TV I get has had the ads removed, am I missing something?

Ged
10-01-2007, 11:37 AM
NO!

Mark R
10-01-2007, 01:33 PM
All the Brit TV I get has had the ads removed, am I missing something?

Aren't you lucky? :unibrow:

Diane
10-01-2007, 06:54 PM
Mind you i guess i dont watch too many ads, im always flicking the channels over on the TV when theres a commercial break !

Kev
10-17-2007, 08:25 AM
The Ad about the Internet Search Engine 'ASk', Its all Manchester/ Manchester United :PDT_Xtremez_12:

brian daley
10-17-2007, 09:25 AM
The t.v. ads we have today are like Hollywood productions when compared to the early days.When ITV first started in the North West,a lot of the adverts were broadcast live and I remember one in particular which was for Lurpak Danish butter.It was being introduced into the U.K. market and the advert had a beautiful young blonde lady,wearing a faux danish folk dress,with a micro skirt to show off her gorgeous legs.Smiling nervously at the camera she said,"Lurpak butter is...er..erm.." a voice in the background said "Is made from the milk of Danish cows," which she repeated,and then stuttered into silence again ,when the voice in the background fed her the next line,and so on until the end of the advert.When you think of,it worked, because I've never forgotten it
Aah,those lovely days of gas television,watch out for a bit more in my story.
BrianD

Ged
10-17-2007, 09:31 AM
Will do.

lindylou
12-04-2007, 02:07 PM
2 horrible ads on at the moment that I don't like:

The Baileys Irish cream one - the girl shaking the cocktail maker and her face is shown in slow motion - she looks like a Basset Hound shaking it's head !! horrible !!


An advert for Thorntons - have you seen the latest one ? it's horrible :eek:

I thought Thorntons ads were usually cheery and nice. This one is weird.

iain
12-12-2007, 10:19 PM
All the sofa and january sales ads that we'll be flooded out with at Christmas. They've not started yet but I loathe them :unibrow:

Cadfael
12-12-2007, 10:25 PM
2 horrible ads on at the moment that I don't like:

The Baileys Irish cream one - the girl shaking the cocktail maker and her face is shown in slow motion - she looks like a Basset Hound shaking it's head !! horrible !!


An advert for Thorntons - have you seen the latest one ? it's horrible :eek:

I thought Thorntons ads were usually cheery and nice. This one is weird.

The one with the small kid? He's ODD!

lindylou
12-12-2007, 11:09 PM
All the sofa and january sales ads that we'll be flooded out with at Christmas. They've not started yet but I loathe them :unibrow:

yeah, and all the 'book a fabulous holiday now' ads :rolleyes:

lindylou
12-12-2007, 11:11 PM
The one with the small kid? He's ODD!

isn't he !! :shock:

what's the matter with Thorntons ?? the whole ad is weird - not a bit Christmasy - it would put anyone off going to buy their chocolates ! :)

John(Zappa)
12-13-2007, 11:50 PM
I don't like that ad were there's a little lad sitting on the loo saying 'phoo it stinks .. ( or something to that effect) - - talk about 'that's more information than we need !!'

- then he goes on to say, 'it's all gone, it's all gone' - think he means the air freshener spray ! :rolleyes:

it's a horrible ad, his whiney voice makes it worse !! :PDT_Xtremez_12:

Awe,that little brat.I woulda been told to open the window and make sure I have wiped and washed properley at that age.
I'd love to shove the little squirts head down the bog!!

Diane
12-16-2007, 08:07 AM
What about the xmas ads !

Youve got Lulu advertising Morrisons ! as if this millionaire would shop in there ! ha ha !

Then the Spice Girls advertising Tesco ! - i heard a rumour they got a million pounds EACH advertising them !

Sainsburys stick with Jamie Oliver !

BAH HUMBUG !

Diane
12-30-2007, 09:38 AM
Question - why is Colleen Nolan advertising Iceland with Kerry Katona ? just curious !

Diane
12-30-2007, 09:40 AM
I am getting fed up with all the 'buy my new keep fit DVD's' that are coming out by these so called celebrities that you dont hear about from adam from one year to the next ! Think i'll bring one out next year !