IN PRISON..... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON......you get three meals a day.
AT WORK........you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON.......you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK.........you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..........you must carry around a security card and open all thedoors for yourself.

IN PRISON.........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.........you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK..........you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON........the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK.........you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK.........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

In Prison you can;t have sex unless forced to by your cellmate although this mostly happens In America.

In work you can sneak Into the toilets and have a quickie with a sexy co worker.

I've got that pinned up at work :PDT11

In Prison you can;t have sex unless forced to by your cellmate although this mostly happens In America.

In work you can sneak Into the toilets and have a quickie with a sexy co worker.

Which one would your prefer :PDT10

The first one but I'd force them to fear me.

The first one but I'd force them to fear me.

:eek:

People find the look on my face scary because they can;t read me.

People find the look on my face scary because they can;t read me.

I must admit i find your face scary :)

Have you seen my face?

Have you seen my face?

On your youtube thing you posted, scared the life out of me :PDT_Xtremez_42:

The shirt ripping video or the shelf cupboard like thingy lifting one?

Naturally I don't do facial expressions much.

Difference is, at prison you're always in those conditions. For work, you're in them for a third of the day or less. Never let a 'day' at work take a whole day out of your life! I'd take work over prison every time...

(And yes, I know it was a joke...)

Humm I dunno. Put that way prison sounds almost tempting.:rolleyes:I don't have sexy coworkers Max.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

People find the look on my face scary because they can;t read me.

I don't think you would find that a problem in prision :D :D