Tongue twisters

[gorgeous]

Ken Dodd's dogs dead .

[iain]

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

HAH! :eek:

[iain]

Sharon Sharpe sits in a shoe shine shop,
All day long she sit and shines,
All day long she shines and sits,
Sharon Sharpe sitting and shining in a shoe shine shop.

:unibrow:

[gorgeous]

A blokes back brake block broke

[gorgeous]

The sheiks sixth sheep's sick

[iain]

A bloke's back blake...
A bloke's black...
A bloke's back black...
A blake's...
A bloke's brack brake brock...

oh I give up :disgust:

[robbo176]

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes :)

[gorgeous]

Iain , pmsl

I'm not a pheasant plucker i'm a pheasant pluckers son ,
I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.


Do thick tinkers think

I'm a sheet slitter i slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.I slit the sheet, the sheet i slit upon the slitted sheet i sit .

[gorgeous]

lol Robbo .
i couldn't remember it all

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers mate
I'm only plucking pheasants
cause the pheasant pluckers late .

Is that right ... lol

[Kev]

What a funny thread! :handclap:

Red Lorry Yellow Lorry

[Cadfael]

Ken Dodd's dogs dead .


You missed out 'Dad's'

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead :PDT10

[gorgeous]

Thanks for that Cadfael .

Dohhh what am i like !

[lottie]

Red leather
Yellow leather:)

[MarkA]

According to the Guinness Book of Records, this one is the most difficult tongue twister...

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

[drone_pilot]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Where’s the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

WOW.:PDT_Xtremez_42:

[lottie]

According to the Guinness Book of Records, this one is the most difficult tongue twister...

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.



Not surprised, it's hard :eek:

[ChrisGeorge]

Here's an old one that my maternal grandmother (born 1897 in Gateshead) told me:

The Leith police dismisseth us.

That one has a bit of a history and more lines too. See this Google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22The+Leith+police+dismisseth+us%22).

And a Liverpool one also told to me by my grandmother:

A pup ran up Upper Parliament Street.

Chris

[PhilipG]

Source: http://www.joe-ks.com/twisters.htm

How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

How many socks can a sock tucker tuck
If a sock tucker could tuck socks?

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,
if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel?

[iain]

The Leith police dismisseth us.


That didn't look hard... then I tried saying it :shock:

[iain]

A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot.

[robbo176]

I was wondering why I was getting weird looks off my kids,then I realised I'm sitting infront of the PC muttering double dutch :PDT10 :PDT11

[ChrisGeorge]

I was wondering why I was getting weird looks off my kids,then I realised I'm sitting infront of the PC muttering double dutch :PDT10 :PDT11

It happens to all of us after a while, Mandy. :PDT_Xtremez_12:

Chris

[lottie]

I was doing the same, sounded like i'd just left a loony bin hahahaha :)