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Kev
08-31-2005, 09:07 AM
Can someone please take her off as soon as possible :( 'My Fair Kerry', what all that about?

If you watch it, let me know what it was like :D

Then again you may agree with me.

lindylou
09-02-2005, 11:12 PM
I made sure I Wasn't going to watch it !

..... too much of this kind of stupidness on tv ! :mad:

snoochie boochie
03-20-2007, 03:07 PM
How did this crack head win celeb mum of year?? WTF??

snoochie boochie
03-20-2007, 03:08 PM
My vote was Yasmin Le Bon. Milf!!

theninesisters
03-20-2007, 03:11 PM
Can someone please take her off as soon as possible :( 'My Fair Kerry', what all that about?

If you watch it, let me know what it was like :D

Then again you may agree with me.

She is a large pair of breasts on legs.

That'll do me :unibrow: :)

snoochie boochie
03-20-2007, 03:12 PM
So does Russell Grant!!?? Should he be mum of the year... Oh no he aint got a severe crack habit.

theninesisters
03-20-2007, 04:06 PM
So does Russell Grant!!?? Should he be mum of the year... Oh no he aint got a severe crack habit.

Bet he's got a severe crack though :cha (41):

Ged
03-20-2007, 06:40 PM
A much better subject :002:

The Gardens
03-20-2007, 07:06 PM
As long as the box is a coffin

Ged
03-20-2007, 10:49 PM
Hey Paul, it's nothing to be sniffed at, or perhaps it is :unibrow:

Kev
07-16-2007, 06:43 PM
So this armed robbery seems to have come along at a dormant time in her career then?

Cadfael
07-16-2007, 07:01 PM
So this armed robbery seems to have come along at a dormant time in her career then?

Ooh that's a terrible thing to say Kev. She could have my comfort over her ordeal anytime :PDT10:)

Kev
07-16-2007, 07:05 PM
I think it's a bit fishy

PhilipG
07-16-2007, 07:27 PM
I agree, Kev.
When it's Max Clifford giving out all the statements, what else are we supposed to think?
Any publicity is good, I suppose.

I hadn't heard of her before.
(I know. Where have I been been? Presumably somewhere more interesting!).
It's only because of the news today, that I heard the name for the first time.

Kev
07-16-2007, 07:41 PM
Well Phil, all we've had from Miss Katona over the last few years (from the media) has been stories of drug abuse and lack of care of her kids, these concerns shared by her ex, if we are to believe the stories.

Now this comes along and the media is full of the positive images that we used to see when she was part of the scouse group Atomic Kitten before the drug allegations etc.

PhilipG
07-16-2007, 07:53 PM
I've heard of Atomic Kitten (but only just, and I don't think I've heard any of their records).
As for the media - I just don't bother much, apart from watching the news on BBC and Channel 4 (but never ITV).
I've learnt more about a lot of things since joining a forum called yoliverpool! :handclap:

Walden
07-16-2007, 07:58 PM
If I were the insurance company I would payout - she will make a packet out of the exclusive interviews and other spin-off's

Walden
07-16-2007, 08:06 PM
http://www.quickreadsideas.org.uk/images/Webquest%20bookS/kerry_quest_big.jpg

steveb
07-16-2007, 09:13 PM
That'll teach her not to move from Winick to Wilmslow

john
07-17-2007, 07:59 AM
Kerry who?

One report said that she was possibly targetted because of her fame, what fame? :shock:

SteH
07-17-2007, 08:08 AM
Wonder if this is her new husbands former lifestyle catching up on him and someone getting some debts repaid.

Kev
07-17-2007, 08:20 AM
lol, famous :PDT_Xtremez_42:

Noticed how this happening to her starts a media frenzy about stars who get burgled?

Still say there's something very odd about it, considering the recent past events surrounding Miss Katona. I thought they were supposedly 'skint'?

billo
07-17-2007, 08:41 AM
No mention of them taking any Gold Discs :D

PhilipG
07-17-2007, 10:46 AM
John. LOL. :handclap:

This site is so educational. :hug:

As I said, I hadn't heard of her, but immediately thought: "What's wrong with this story?".

Ged
07-17-2007, 12:49 PM
Message 8 - 20/3/07 -'Kerry Katona's box'

Message 10 - 20/3/07 - 'It's nothing to be sniffed at'

Message 13 - 17 hrs ago - 'I think it's a bit fishy'


Where is this heading? :unibrow:

Cadfael
07-17-2007, 01:07 PM
Message 8 - 20/3/07 -'Kerry Katona's box'

Message 10 - 20/3/07 - 'It's nothing to be sniffed at'

Message 13 - 17 hrs ago - 'I think it's a bit fishy'


Where is this heading? :unibrow:

Personally, I think she's left herself wide open....:002:

Ged
07-17-2007, 02:55 PM
We'll have to stop these cracks.

PhilipG
07-17-2007, 03:29 PM
That's a cunning stunt.

Kev
12-01-2007, 04:52 PM
Kerry Katona, ex Atomic Kitten. On tv constantly :PDT_Xtremez_12:.

caterina
12-01-2007, 06:03 PM
I agree to this she is a pain in the butt i bet she goes to that frozen food shop as she does not look the type to cook.. Lol

caterina..

PhilipG
12-01-2007, 06:31 PM
Not on my telly, she's not a familiar face.
In fact, I wouldn't recognise her if she sat next to me on the bus!

Cadfael
12-01-2007, 06:52 PM
Kerry Katona, ex Atomic Kitten. On tv constantly :PDT_Xtremez_12:.

I'd share my Christmas day with her any day Kev :PDT11:)

Kev
12-01-2007, 07:29 PM
I'd share my Christmas day with her any day Kev :PDT11:)

Glasses for Cad, no chance :PDT_Xtremez_42:

John(Zappa)
12-01-2007, 07:32 PM
Kerry Katona, ex Atomic Kitten. On tv constantly :PDT_Xtremez_12:.

I agree.Another useless wannabe!!

lindylou
12-01-2007, 07:36 PM
We were going to get some crispy duck parcels 'till we saw her eating them !! ha ! :D

Cadfael
12-01-2007, 08:46 PM
Glasses for Cad, no chance :PDT_Xtremez_42:

She's got a couple of things that would keep me warm on the coldest night :034:

john
12-01-2007, 08:50 PM
She's got a couple of things that would keep me warm on the coldest night :034:

crispy duck parcels

Kev
12-13-2007, 08:09 AM
NO NO NO, PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE, SERIOUSLY!!!

Kerry Katona is the latest celebrity to be featured in a fly-on-the-wall reality show.

Sky News

snappel
12-13-2007, 09:02 AM
Pathetic. I've come up with a new show idea, which I'm going to be offering to Channel4. It's called 'Kerry Katona's Christmas Carols'. Basically the idea is that Katona stands in the middle of a big circular stage, and sings all our favourite Christmas carols whilst the audience flings fresh dog muck at her.

disco
12-13-2007, 09:18 AM
I wish she would go to Iceland for good

kevin
12-13-2007, 10:15 AM
That's how she got burgled. A coupe of chancers knocked and when the kids said 'Mum's gone to Iceland' they knew the coast was clear.

lindylou
12-13-2007, 07:16 PM
Here's some nice pics for you to look at. :unibrow:

scroll down. how many times is she pulling tongues ! ha,ha.
http://search.msn.co.uk/images/results.aspx?q=kerry+katona&FORM=MSNH

Kev
12-15-2007, 08:47 AM
Did anyone see Kerry Katona on Jonathon Ross last night? :shock: Honestly, her chin and general mouth area seemed completely independent to the rest of her body, what's all that about?

The interview was pants, Jonathon Ross was quick to recall the drug use (in the past) and Kerry didn't have anything to talk about apart from these past experiences and her mother, she was quick to direct away towards her mums antics at every opportunity. She looked and sounded terrible.

I can't understand how she gets all this work on TV and in the OK magazine?!!

And the interview was before Will Smith, which I would have preferred to listen to longer.

SteH
12-15-2007, 09:00 AM
She's just pointless, Jonathan Ross must be desperate if he's getting her on. Her Iceland adverts say it all - she's just a mum now nothing else is going on in her life.

lindylou
12-15-2007, 10:07 AM
I didn't watch it 'cos I can't stand Jonathon Ross !! I just won't watch him (what are we like moaning about them all ! ) ha,ha.

I wanted to see Will Smith - I love him - I might have suffered Ross just to see Will Smith, but I got engrossed with something else and forgot.

PhilipG
12-15-2007, 10:35 AM
I woke up just in time to catch the last minute or so.
Not impressed.

Reminded me of: "Jelly on a plate. Wibble, wobble." :eek:

SteH
12-16-2007, 09:02 AM
She cant pay her tax bill now, looks like were stuck with her as she earns enough to pay it off

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1612_kerry_katona_skint.shtml

John(Zappa)
12-16-2007, 09:08 AM
Did anyone see Kerry Katona on Jonathon Ross last night? :shock: Honestly, her chin and general mouth area seemed completely independent to the rest of her body, what's all that about?

.

Sounds like she been doing a few lines!!

Kev
12-16-2007, 09:44 AM
She cant pay her tax bill now, looks like were stuck with her as she earns enough to pay it off

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/1612_kerry_katona_skint.shtml

..and the burglary before that, how convenient.

Kev
01-08-2008, 06:39 PM
Kerry Katona is reportedly being dropped by Iceland because she is no longer seen as a model mother. » More (http://uk.yahoo.com/r/ty/24/m)

At last :handclap:

caterina
01-08-2008, 06:48 PM
Good glad to hear the lady has been dumped how she could ever be held as a good Mum beggars belief good riddance i say iceland will sell more now she has gone.......


Caterina..

kevin
01-08-2008, 07:16 PM
...she's just a mum now nothing else is going on in her life.

Only just seen this - must have been really bored to click on a KK thread (waiting for Chelsea v Everton to start).

Anybody else going to stand up on behalf of mums everywhere - where would we be without them?

I know you were just having a pop at KK but your comment is offensive to mums every.

'...just a mum' my ar5e. I'd rather go to work than tackle half the things mums do in their average working day.

SteH - apologise to all mums on this site instantly!

;-)

SteH
01-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Only just seen this - must have been really bored to click on a KK thread (waiting for Chelsea v Everton to start).

Anybody else going to stand up on behalf of mums everywhere - where would we be without them?

I know you were just having a pop at KK but your comment is offensive to mums every.

'...just a mum' my ar5e. I'd rather go to work than tackle half the things mums do in their average working day.

SteH - apologise to all mums on this site instantly!

;-)

I reckon there's lots of mums on this site who would make a far better face of Iceland than Kerry Katona.

Cadfael
01-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Trouble is, she puts on such a silly voice when she's doing those adverts, I'm not surprised people hate her.

However, I can remember her from her Atomic Kitten days and she was OK then - if a little gobby.

I'm sticking up for her, whether she gets herself in a mess or not, I'm sure the rest of us ain't perfect.

gorgeous
01-08-2008, 10:56 PM
Like most people i too was not a fan of Kerry, i got the shock of my life when i found out she was to award Emma her child of courage award , In all fairness to the woman , she was fantastic, She's gone up in my estimation , although i still hate that Iceland advert, lol


Karen

John(Zappa)
01-08-2008, 11:02 PM
Am sure by now most of you have seen the mobile footage of her playing in the bedroom?
Recently taken too.:ninja:

Kev
02-14-2008, 08:22 AM
I've just seen this ad for Kerry Katona 'Crazy in Love' on MTV. Then I find this on the Echo site:

Kerry Katona: Crazy in love or just plain crazy? (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2008/02/13/kerry-katona-crazy-in-love-or-just-plain-crazy-100252-20470373/)

JANET TANSLEY wonders what will happen as Kerry Katona lays her life bare in new documentary Read (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2008/02/13/kerry-katona-crazy-in-love-or-just-plain-crazy-100252-20470373/)


No No NO!!!

shoney
02-14-2008, 10:00 AM
she does wear some smashing blouses doesn't she ?

Cadfael
02-14-2008, 10:54 AM
Am sure by now most of you have seen the mobile footage of her playing in the bedroom?
Recently taken too.:ninja:

You mean playing erm Football?

SteH
03-27-2008, 11:06 PM
looks like Kerry has had a torrid time lately, been in the Priory clinic for bipolar disorder and now a pre-eclampsia scare.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7314017.stm

Kev
03-27-2008, 11:08 PM
Its a load of blx just like her TV show. What an embarrassment :PDT_Xtremez_12:

SteH
03-27-2008, 11:10 PM
Its a load of blx just like her TV show. What an embarrassment :PDT_Xtremez_12:

I just cant bring myself to watch that, hasnt she asked her husband to take a lie detector test as he's meant to have been playing away?

Kev
03-28-2008, 09:54 AM
I just cant bring myself to watch that, hasnt she asked her husband to take a lie detector test as he's meant to have been playing away?

I begged Mrs Kev not too put it on the tele but she wouldn't listen. On it went and my life hasn't ben the same since, I need councelling!

Once Atomic Kitten jibbed her, she split up with Mr Macfadden, she should have gone away somewhere and took her spirit and self respect with her.

Remember when she announced that she had 'farted' live on the MTV awards? :rolleyes: How embarrasing.

Unfortunately at the time the media became obsessed with 'fake' down to Earthness, binge drinking and reality TV and everything else Jade Gooy-ish. She's been caught up in all of this nonsense.

Ged
03-28-2008, 10:12 AM
Well you can hardly fart dead can you :)


Mind you yes, I believe there is a final rush of wind, perhaps that's it :PDT11

lindylou
03-28-2008, 10:18 AM
Remember when she announced that she had 'farted' live on the MTV awards? :rolleyes: How embarrasing.

Unfortunately at the time the media became obsessed with 'fake' down to Earthness, binge drinking and reality TV and everything else Jade Gooy-ish. She's been caught up in all of this nonsense.

Yes, I agree. it is all nonsense. It's nothing to do with being down to earth - it's just uncouth, undignified to yourself and bad mannered to other people.

Kev
03-29-2008, 01:48 PM
As I suspected, the illness turned out to be not as bad :rolleyes:

gorgeous
03-29-2008, 11:06 PM
She really doesn't do herself any favours does she .

Karen

John(Zappa)
03-29-2008, 11:32 PM
She's as rough as old boots!!

SteH
04-10-2008, 11:24 PM
She's about to become a mother again any hour now, if not already. It said on the radio that a film crew had followed her into hospital and the Echo says the baby (if a boy) will be named Max, after Max Clifford. :eek:

cockney-fella
04-11-2008, 06:31 PM
Yes, I agree. it is all nonsense. It's nothing to do with being down to earth - it's just uncouth, undignified to yourself and bad mannered to other people.



Very true lindylou there's alot of difference between being the salt of the earth and the scum of the earth.
Its how your brought up, my nephew grew up in Toxteth by a single working mother went to the local school and got 10 A grade GCSE'S or whatever it is nowadays, and is in his 4th year studying to be an architech at university, all his mates are either in nick or on the coke, and in now way is he a soft lad either.
He is where he is because he was brought up the right way and I'm proper made up for him.
Being thick as f*ck and ignorant are'nt things to aspire to, though to alot of people it would seem they are.
To me Kerrys a waste of space with a lot of cash and hangers on and I can't see much future for her to be honest.