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Who would win?:PDT10
Aki Is according to St Helens Today as 6ft 5 and 20 stone.
I am 6ft 3 and 15 Stone 10 pounds to 16 Stone.
Who would win In the following.
Head Butting contest.
Light Saber Fight.
Punching In The Face Contest.
And lastly race from Toxteth to St Helens and back.
Aki has that cold killer look so I'd have to work for my victories.:eek:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/PurpleAki.jpg
I'd have an advantage though In the St Helens race, as soon as I hear the words Feel and Muscles, I'd bolt for It!
JohnnyBow
03-28-2007, 01:22 PM
I think he'd win the headbutting contest, cause there's probably not much going on in his head..apart from "feel" and "muscles"
You'd kick his ass with the light saber, unless he's actually a professional and that's why he checks out muscles..for new recruits..
His weight would go against him during the punching in the face contest, that extra 4-5 stone would start showing. He'd be sweating like a glass blowers ass.
You're right, if you get a bit of a head start, and then look behind you and see that scary face..you'd be in St. Helens in no time :D
snoochie boochie
03-28-2007, 02:33 PM
Max, the guys been insane all his life.. so if you calculate the growth of his intellect over 40 odd years you will see he would outsmart you on all fronts.
Indigo Aki
theninesisters
03-28-2007, 02:48 PM
You should have a 'there's only one way to sort this out' Harry Hill style!
FIGHT!!!! :61:
Insanity can make you smart but not when your only thinking about touching teenage lads muscles.:PDT10
snoochie boochie
03-28-2007, 03:19 PM
Insanity can make you smart but not when your only thinking about touching teenage lads muscles.:PDT10
How do you know that?
Have you been experimenting, or are you just envious that by your own formulae he would be the smarter??
Crazy Aki = more intelligent than max:handclap:
Well he doesn't show how smart he Is when he goes up to gyms going can I feel your muscles lads and then challenges them to push up contests does he? He doesn't even challenge them to a game of chess at the least.
My own Insanity Is different to Aki's, I don't have sexual feelings towards teenagers. Mines more of the Autism variety.
All Aki's shown Is he has a clear mental Illness that Isn't being controlled, while I'm getting help for mine.:PDT10
Max= Smarter than the average human.
JohnnyBow
03-28-2007, 03:47 PM
haha
maybe you should have a general knowledge round as well :D
We should Indeed.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:
scouserdave
03-28-2007, 05:23 PM
That would be some fight Max. I reckon you'd win, because you'd have the prayers and good wishes from everyone. And if you didn't, I attack him with my high heeled shoe, just like that mother who stormed the ring after her son got a beating. Anyone recall this? It gets the odd showing on telly. Class!
Shapers
03-28-2007, 05:35 PM
Don't forget Aki's intimidation credentials. He will have you quivering at the starting block :PDT_Xtremez_42:
The quivering would help me to win the race though as I'd be wanting to get away from him!:PDT10
I'd be more worried about what he'd do to me afterwards if he manged to knock me out.
I wouldn't fancy the "Pop or slash?" treatment.
I was In Bargin Booze In Smithdown Road last night and I swear a dude who looked like Aki came In!
He looked too much like Aki!:eek:
Shapers
04-01-2007, 06:49 PM
I was In Bargin Booze In Smithdown Road last night and I swear a dude who looked like Aki came In!
He looked too much like Aki!:eek:
Seems like your seeking him out :unibrow:
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