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Kev
12-19-2006, 09:03 PM
The Internet has given birth to a quirky range of modern addictions and maladies, the British weekly New Scientist says in its Christmas issue published this Saturday.

They include these:

- EGO-SURFING: When you frequently check your name and reputation on the Internet.

- BLOG STREAKING: "Revealing secrets or personal information online which for everybody's sake would be best kept private."

- CRACKBERRY: "The curse of the modern executive: not being able to stop checking your BlackBerry, even at your grandmother's funeral." (A BlackBerry is a popular handheld device that can be used for phoning, emailing and web-browsing).

- GOOGLE-STALKING: Defined as "snooping online on old friends, colleagues or first dates."

- CYBERCHONDRIA: "A headache and a particular rash at the same time? Extensive online research tells you it must be cancer."

- PHOTOLURKING: Flicking through a photo album of someone you've never met.

- WIKIPEDIHOLISM: Excess devotion to contributing to the online collaborative encyclopaedia, Wikipedia. (Wikipedia even has a page where you can test whether you're an addict: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Are-You-a-Wikipediholic-Test)).

- CHEESEPODDING: Downloading of a song "so cheesy that you could cover it in plastic wrap and sell it at the deli counter." Cheesepodders are especially vulnerable to soft-rock favourites from the 1970s.

source (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/19122006/323/photolurking-blog-streaking-cheesepodding-new-internet-addictions.html)....

ChrisGeorge
12-19-2006, 09:20 PM
I'm an EGO-SURFER!!!!!! :celb (6): :celb (23):

ChrisGeorge
12-19-2006, 09:21 PM
I'm an EGO-SURFER!!!!!! :celb (6): :celb (23):

I haven't done it for a few weeks though. Does that prove I am NOT an addict? :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Max
12-19-2006, 09:40 PM
I'm addicted but none of those match me.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Kev
12-19-2006, 10:21 PM
I'm guilty of a bit of PHOTOLURKING

ChrisGeorge
12-19-2006, 10:34 PM
I'm guilty of a bit of PHOTOLURKING

DISGUSTING!!!!! :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16: :celb (23):

Max
12-19-2006, 10:40 PM
I'm guilty of a bit of PHOTOLURKING

So thats why my Flickr gets so many views.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

victorialush
12-25-2006, 12:07 PM
Haha, this is great, I have been known to GOOGLE-STALK in my time :D

SteH
12-25-2006, 07:46 PM
I'm an EGO-SURFER!!!!!! :celb (6): :celb (23):

I've done a few google searches to see what old school friends and work colleagues are up to.

matt
12-25-2006, 07:48 PM
My only internet addiction is a little website called yoliverpool.com

Anyone heard of it?!

Max
12-25-2006, 08:52 PM
Your barely even here though.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16: