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rainbow153
03-11-2010, 12:24 PM
If a person is looking for any sorts of massage, he or she has to follow the necessary conditions for physical well-being. One of the main steps is to consult with the physician, especially child, pregnancy women and ill persons. This aids to stick away from the unwanted side effects of massage practice. Also massage therapist can take a confidential medical history from you and have to sign necessary formalities. Your medical history can review deeply, and then they decide if massage is safe for you and then develop comprehensive treatment plan.
kevin
03-11-2010, 12:34 PM
Have I wandered into a parallel universe?
suzi
03-11-2010, 09:22 PM
lol I shall take their advice
Debra
03-11-2010, 09:35 PM
Kevin i really laughed out very loud then .. I thought Leslie was back !!!
pablo42
03-11-2010, 09:37 PM
What is it about?
Debra
03-11-2010, 09:39 PM
What is it about?

Massage ! And the hidden perils , or 'contra indications' to massage if we want to get all technical ..
Norm NZ
03-11-2010, 09:42 PM
Have I wandered into a parallel universe?

I had to wonder where i was too!
wsteve55
03-11-2010, 09:47 PM
I had to wonder where i was too!

Leslie's world!:noid:
suzi
03-11-2010, 09:48 PM
I have had a few massages when on holiday
ItsaZappathing
03-11-2010, 09:49 PM
Massage ! And the hidden perils , or 'contra indications' to massage if we want to get all technical ..

Ohh very good Proffessor Debra:PDT11
ItsaZappathing
03-11-2010, 09:50 PM
I have had a few massages when on holiday

Did you learn anything ?
pablo42
03-11-2010, 09:55 PM
I have had a few massages when on holiday

Any pictures?
Debra
03-11-2010, 09:59 PM
Ohh very good Proffessor Debra:PDT11

I am traiined in such practices Zapp , but i don't tell everyone ..
pablo42
03-11-2010, 10:12 PM
I am traiined in such practices Zapp , but i don't tell everyone ..

We don't want telling...

We just want our massage...
Debra
03-11-2010, 10:19 PM
We don't want telling...

We just want our massage...

Do ya know , we'll you'll just have to want , wont you !!!
Or if you get desperate , pay Leslie a visit ..
pablo42
03-11-2010, 10:20 PM
Do ya know , we'll you'll just have to want , wont you !!!
Or if you get desperate , pay Leslie a visit ..

Been there already...
Debra
03-11-2010, 10:21 PM
Been there already...

I thought you'd brightened up considerably ..
suzi
03-11-2010, 10:22 PM
Did you learn anything ?

Yes I did Zap, don't get a massage off a man
ItsaZappathing
03-11-2010, 10:23 PM
I am traiined in such practices Zapp , but i don't tell everyone ..

Ohhh I can keep it a secret (for a freebie). :D
suzi
03-11-2010, 10:23 PM
Do ya know , we'll you'll just have to want , wont you !!!
Or if you get desperate , pay Leslie a visit ..

Who is Leslie?
ItsaZappathing
03-11-2010, 10:24 PM
Who is Leslie?
Some woman/transvestite or something who Pablo was interested in in more ways than one. :PDT_Xtremez_42:
Debra
03-11-2010, 10:25 PM
Who is Leslie?

Suzi , please trust me on this , you don't wanna know !!!!!!
pablo42
03-11-2010, 10:26 PM
Some woman/transvestite or something who Pablo was interested in in more ways than one. :PDT_Xtremez_42:

Hey!! I heard that!

Tis true though...
Debra
03-11-2010, 10:28 PM
Hey!! I heard that!

Tis true though...

Must be , you seem to have a glow . like the readybrek advert .
pablo42
03-11-2010, 10:31 PM
Must be , you seem to have a glow . like the readybrek advert .

That's cos of me time on the nuclear boats...
Debra
03-11-2010, 10:32 PM
Ohhh I can keep it a secret (for a freebie). :D

Ha .. As if !!
ItsaZappathing
03-11-2010, 11:15 PM
Ha .. As if !!

Ahh well ya can't win em' all.:PDT_Xtremez_42:
Partsky
03-11-2010, 11:27 PM
That's cos of me time on the nuclear boats...

LOL!!! Pablo wandering around Wallasey glowing like Doctor Manhattan in Watchmen. Nuclear Man!!!!
Yes, the start of the thread was a bit...........sudden. Mind you, there is a serious point. You have to be careful if you have cancer as massage can move the cells around the lymphs. Mind you, there is always ale.............................
pablo42
03-12-2010, 12:39 AM
LOL!!! Pablo wandering around Wallasey glowing like Doctor Manhattan in Watchmen. Nuclear Man!!!!
Yes, the start of the thread was a bit...........sudden. Mind you, there is a serious point. You have to be careful if you have cancer as massage can move the cells around the lymphs. Mind you, there is always ale.............................

A man after my own heart...
Ged
03-12-2010, 11:44 AM
I remember them being immortalised in song by the Police. 'Massage in a brothel'
ItsaZappathing
03-12-2010, 11:47 AM
I remember them being immortalised in song by the Police. 'Massage in a brothel'

It's too early Ged!!!:PDT_Xtremez_42:
pablo42
03-12-2010, 11:56 AM
I remember them being immortalised in song by the Police. 'Massage in a brothel'

Ha Ha Nice one...
ItsaZappathing
03-13-2010, 01:09 AM
Anyone had a Thai massage. Now they are supposed to be good. How about an Indian head massage ?
pablo42
03-13-2010, 01:12 AM
Anyone had a Thai massage. Now they are supposed to be good. How about an Indian head massage ?

Practically lived in Bangkok for a while. Their massages are mighty good...
Debra
03-13-2010, 03:56 PM
Anyone had a Thai massage. Now they are supposed to be good. How about an Indian head massage ?

I have had both , i worked with a Thai girl who did massage , she came here RAN up and down my back with her little thin feet , held my arms behind my back while i was lying face down , and done a bit of rubbing ! £20.00 lighter and half an hour later , i could hardly walk , all she could say was ' I sowwy' ..
The Indian head massage is very relaxing if done right , it's a bit like having a good wash on your hair , only more intense ..
Theres a fella in Waterloo , an ex Marine who does a fantasic massage , he can reduce the thighs by an inch with vigourous rubbing on a weekly basis ...
Ged
03-14-2010, 12:29 PM
I asked for a Thai massaged.

She massaged my thighs and said £60 :angry:
hmtmaj
03-14-2010, 12:39 PM
Oh is this what you were doing with Les ( ley - ie )
Debra
03-14-2010, 04:59 PM
Oh is this what you were doing with Les ( ley - ie )

Hmm ?
pablo42
03-15-2010, 02:04 AM
I have had both , i worked with a Thai girl who did massage , she came here RAN up and down my back with her little thin feet , held my arms behind my back while i was lying face down , and done a bit of rubbing ! £20.00 lighter and half an hour later , i could hardly walk , all she could say was ' I sowwy' ..
The Indian head massage is very relaxing if done right , it's a bit like having a good wash on your hair , only more intense ..
Theres a fella in Waterloo , an ex Marine who does a fantasic massage , he can reduce the thighs by an inch with vigourous rubbing on a weekly basis ...

Ha, I bet he can...