Let's have a humorous thread on the minor irritations that annoy us,

like;

'don't you just hate it when you dropped your packet of Polos and there's a crack in every one of 'em !

.. I'm chewing a lot of Polo bits right now ! :D

Are you packing in smoking??

Toilets, paper. U know whst I'm saying :shock:

We call it being marooned!!:eek:

What about Sauce dripping off your morning bacon buttie all down your top when your late for work

:)

My chap calls that an egg banjo!! (the way you wipe it off the front of your shirt - looks like your playing the banjo..............................I'll get me coat)

Toilets, paper. U know whst I'm saying :shock:

Ahhh, all you need to do is pull your pants back up, wash your hands and run downstairs for Tissues.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

What about Sauce dripping off your morning bacon buttie all down your top when your late for work

:)

That depends on how I'm sitting down, especially with a cup of tea.

What about Sauce dripping off your morning bacon buttie all down your top when your late for work

:)

We call that a food badge :)

Are you packing in smoking??
No, but don't you just hate it when you've got a full packet of tobacco and no cigarette papers. :unibrow:

No, but don't you just hate it when you've got a full packet of tobacco and no cigarette papers. :unibrow:

yeah, and I hate it when I'm out somewhere and discover I left my lighter at home - 'cos I hate having to ask someone for a light .. like as if I'm some kind of Pov or something ! :D

the worse thing is this one .... 'don't you just hate it when you find a tissue has been in with the washing and all the clothes are covered in bits !' ... grrr.

What about when those poorly fitting lids on mc'donalds coffe cups pop off just as your going round a corner, especialy when you've got the cup between your legs O U C H !!:eek:

Finding you've run out of bog roll while your sat on the porcelain throne


Grr!!

Just use your fingers like Kev does. See above post :celb (23):

oh aye yeah;) ..... I heard Kev liked Cadburys choccy fingers :D

Trust the Future King of England to lower the tone!! :Colorz_Grey_PDT_24: :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16: :D

I'm an unrepentant, Fenian King of England if you don't mind... and I apologise :D

Aaah Begorrahhh, Yer little bleedin' liar, sure yer are.......

Jeez, I've just found out that I have Welsh ancestry as well as the Oirish, sorry Dai, for all those things I said.....Bro......! :rolleyes: :)

Hey so have I (Welsh Grandmother) and some Scots... but I'm all Celt :)

I'm an unrepentant, Fenian King of England if you don't mind... and I apologise :D

yeah ! what are those initials FKoE ??? :noid: :D

Erm!! ... I dunno... thats what they call me :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Let's have a humorous thread on the minor irritations that annoy us,

like;

'don't you just hate it when you dropped your packet of Polos and there's a crack in every one of 'em !

.. I'm chewing a lot of Polo bits right now ! :D

best way to get round that is to pretend you are benny hill and spit em all out everywhere:D

running like mad for a train,making it but the driver wont open the doors and pulls off............... you xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx you!
:unibrow:
hehe

running like mad for a train,making it but the driver wont open the doors and pulls off............... you xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx you!
:unibrow:
hehe

Plenty of that with bus drivers too :disgust::shock:

What about taxi's driving past when your walking out of town trying to get one.

What about taxi's driving past when your walking out of town trying to get one.

Now that does my head in. :disgust:

Once walked all the way to the old bingo hall on park road before one stopped.

I beat that - the barracks on Aigburth Road - no shoes - they were under me armpit and I was feeling no pain by that time after 6 hours straight on the disco dance floor:celb (6): :celb (23):

dont know about the distances,but dale street, the state( club)
right back to aintree, new years eve lol. no cabs would stop!!
(snowing,no coats, 4 idiots):shock:

Once walked all the way to the old bingo hall on park road before one stopped.

There was always a certain spot you never walked past on Park Rd for fear of being jumped, the houses just after the new Kwick Save near the bottom end.

If its the ones im thinking of Kev they have all been knocked down.

Another thing I used to hate and I bet any one who works in a shop will be with me on this one. The customer who strolls in 2 mins before closing time and decides to take there time looking around and ignores the very obvious atempts of staff to draw their attention to the fact your about to close.
:disgust:

Oh yes! I worked in shops, those last minute browsers who usually have no intention of actually buying something !