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ItsaZappathing
09-10-2009, 09:14 PM
Here's one for ya.....

A couple of riddles...


1.A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?

2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

Answers will be revealed soon :PDT_Piratz_26:
Malc-Downing
09-10-2009, 10:19 PM
answers revealed soon ...

but what if you are a right smarty and know them, is it ok to spoil the thread and answer them ;) hehehe

:PDT_Piratz_26:
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 08:11 AM
Sure,go for it Malc.
At least it beats the A-Z of bands (Or as I call it "the Wsteve & Jimmy thread"):PDT_Aliboronz_24:
Malc-Downing
09-11-2009, 12:47 PM
1.A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?

If the lions have been starved for three years they are surley dead, so room 3 is the most safe.

2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

she shot her husband with a camera, developed the picture in the water, and then hung the print up to dry, while they had dinner.

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

coal, black in the bag, red in the fire, and grey after the fire has gone out.

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

yesterday, today and tomorrow :p


i will have a think and then post some more riddles ;)
wsteve55
09-11-2009, 04:58 PM
Sure,go for it Malc.
At least it beats the A-Z of bands (Or as I call it "the Wsteve & Jimmy thread"):PDT_Aliboronz_24:

You got a problem with that?
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 07:18 PM
You got a problem with that?

Hey guess what ? NO:eek:

I just call it that. Is that a problem ?
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 07:19 PM
Malc- you get the gold. Well done.:PDT_Piratz_26:
wsteve55
09-11-2009, 08:10 PM
Hey guess what ? NO:eek:

I just call it that. Is that a problem ?

Only for you,it seems!
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 09:08 PM
Only for you,it seems!

Nah not me. Seems its you now!!
wsteve55
09-11-2009, 09:53 PM
Nah not me. Seems its you now!!

How old.................???
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 09:54 PM
old enough ???
wsteve55
09-11-2009, 10:01 PM
For what?
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 10:16 PM
Whatever is legal:PDT11
ItsaZappathing
09-11-2009, 10:17 PM
WHO IS THE ODD MAN OUT - and more importantly - WHY???

Lord Stevenson: former chairman, HBOS

Sir Fred Goodwin: former chief executive, RBS

Andy Hornby: former chief executive, HBOS

Sir Tom McKillop: former chairman, RBS

John McFall MP: chairman of Treasury Select Committee

Alastair Darling: Chancellor of the Exchequer

Gordon Brown: Prime Minister and former Chancellor

Sir Terry Wogan: presenter of Radio 2's Breakfast Show