BB 7

[victorialush]

For the first time in Big Brother history, a member of the public will be chosen at random for the unique chance to become a housemate in this year's Big Brother house, that is if they are lucky enough to find a special golden ticket hidden inside a chocolate bar.

Clicky (http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bigbrother/read.html)

I so wanna go into this house!! :D

[Kev]

I hope this years bunch are pretty much normal with a few eccentrics. I really cannot hack another year of in - your - face freaks as we all try as hard as we can to be tollerant and accepting of these fame seeking saddos.

I rant about this every year but it has happened year in year out since Craig won BB1.

[Howie]

I read somewhere the other day that one of the contestants is a male model from Liverpool. I'll try and find the article.

[Kev]

I read somewhere the other day that one of the contestants is a male model from Liverpool. I'll try and find the article.

Fingers crossed the Liverpool contestants usually do well in things like this. Hope he's down to earth....

[Howie]

Found it. See http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds9014.html.

[Kev]

Thats sound Howie, cheers. Isnt it just one big audition though for a career in TV? I mean look at what they do......

Full details are provided below:

Imogen: A nightclub hostess, hopes to start a career as a TV presenter. (Let me guess, feisty but a bit sexy too)

Nicky: Glamour model who claims to have dated several Premiership footballers. (Havn't they all?)

Lee: Second glamour model, still models topless. (OMG - u know whats gonna happen with her and the one above doncha - if not in the house then on Television X :rolleyes: )

Lisa: Expected to be the show's "hyperactive odd-ball". (Last a week)

Sezer: A Mediterranean City stockbroker. (Will be hated, oh but wait, we love these 'sell sell sell' types now don't we since The Apprentice?)

George: Photography student, expected to be the show's "calming influence". (Will not be noticed)

Mikie: A model from Liverpool, in his early twenties. (Good Luck although probably from Little Crosby really or Southport)

Richard: Born in Canada, described as a "shaven-headed gay muscleman". (Words escape me)

Shahbaz: A camp Indian Glaswegian, reminiscent of X Factor's Chico. (It just gets worse)

Pete: Singer in a band, already being tipped to win by producers. ( :rolleyes: )

Bonnie: A "no-nonsense" teenager from Loughborough. (In the style of Vicki Pollard yes? :rolleyes: Bandwaggon....)

Grace: A dancer in West End shows. (ok)

Are you with me on this?

[matt]

Imogen: A nightclub hostess, hopes to start a career as a TV presenter. (Let me guess, feisty but a bit sexy too)

Nicky: Glamour model who claims to have dated several Premiership footballers. (Havn't they all?)

Lee: Second glamour model, still models topless. (OMG - u know whats gonna happen with her and the one above doncha - if not in the house then on Television X )

Lisa: Expected to be the show's "hyperactive odd-ball". (Last a week)

Sezer: A Mediterranean City stockbroker. (Will be hated, oh but wait, we love these 'sell sell sell' types now don't we since The Apprentice?)

George: Photography student, expected to be the show's "calming influence". (Will not be noticed)

Mikie: A model from Liverpool, in his early twenties. (Good Luck although probably from Little Crosby really or Southport)

Richard: Born in Canada, described as a "shaven-headed gay muscleman". (Words escape me)

Shahbaz: A camp Indian Glaswegian, reminiscent of X Factor's Chico. (It just gets worse)

Pete: Singer in a band, already being tipped to win by producers. ( )

Bonnie: A "no-nonsense" teenager from Loughborough. (In the style of Vicki Pollard yes? Bandwaggon....)

Grace: A dancer in West End shows. (ok)

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That's genius Kev!
Can't wait to see the first night. Although, from the descriptions it seems that there's a pile of wood shavings where the bottom of a barrel used to be.

[Kev]

lol, apparently its going to be The Raunchiest ever!!! We are bored already arent we?

[victorialush]

As long as it isn't a house full of Jade Goodeys or Kinga Minga I am happy.

[Kev]

As long as it isn't a house full of Jade Goodeys or Kinga Minga I am happy.

No, it will that times by 10 - How 'fabulous' :rolleyes:

[lindylou]

Big Brother.

Boring, Boring, Boring !


The very first 2 were a novelty and mildly amusing ... they should have scrapped it after that.

I think this program now appeals to teenagers and kids mainly.

I hate any reality tv anyway. Bladdy boring !

[miss st helens]

Big Brother.

Boring, Boring, Boring !


The very first 2 were a novelty and mildly amusing ... they should have scrapped it after that.

I think this program now appeals to teenagers and kids mainly.

I hate any reality tv anyway. Bladdy boring !
well at least we agree on something eh!

[matt]

My mate had filled in the application form for BB7 and was going to do it as a p!sstake. He came to his senses when he realised that people might not see the funny side and think he was a t**t!

[miss st helens]

i just never bought into the whole voyeurism thing, i just dont get why watchin a load of people you dont know 'show off' would be entertaining???? a lot of em are frustrated wanna be's who desperately show themselves and families up all for the sake of fame, albeit a short lived one.

nah cant stand it and the way it takes over magazines and papers as well as the tv. For around four or five summers now I have been bored off my t*ts and have an unhealthy relationship with blockbuster, cos I wont be brainwashed into watchin.
The media just presumes everybody is on the same page......its boring!!!!!

Ive tried, I watched a couple of times and just cringed with embaressment for them.

there has been a few success stories like Orlaith McAlister, who ive met and chatted to and seems quite nice, she gets ****ged off a bit, but the way I see it, she aint done too bad, but for the rest, R.I.P and give the rest of us some!!!

[matt]

'Celebrity' Big Brother is just as bad. Let's get twelve has beens whose careers need a good kick up the a*se and expose them to the UK at prime time and slap all over every magazine in existence for a couple of months. Sheesh! :rolleyes:

[victorialush]

Well, I have to disagree with some of you.... BB reminds me of hot summers, when all you could hear from peoples open windows at 10pm was the theme tune.... I am looking forward to this one, although I might add I did get a tad bored with the last one, Makosi et al.... prossie :shock:

[miss st helens]

'Celebrity' Big Brother is just as bad. Let's get twelve has beens whose careers need a good kick up the a*se and expose them to the UK at prime time and slap all over every magazine in existence for a couple of months. Sheesh! :rolleyes:
its all very sad, tv deffinately needs a kick up the arse! its lazy television, its like finding out your kid likes spaghetti hoops and then serving them on a daily basis, surely its time for a change.
why do they make a revolutionary tv idea into a dreaded bore, they should do more surveys instead of brainfeeding us this drivvle.

I imagine there are people out there that like this sort of thing, but a do not try this at home clause should be written at the bottom, due to the new laws of stalking and peeping toms, is this not leaning towards that? i know what i would do if i saw someone staring through my window at me!! and this program educates the voyeur, ok in a controlled environment, but i think its a very dicey subject at best and i still dont get it!:neutral:

[miss st helens]

Well, I have to disagree with some of you.... BB reminds me of hot summers, when all you could hear from peoples open windows at 10pm was the theme tune.... I am looking forward to this one, although I might add I did get a tad bored with the last one, Makosi et al.... prossie :shock:
yes lush but its not just 10pm is it? its everywhere magazines, newspapers, follow up programs etc etc its relentless!!!!
anyway im moving into a lovely new house this week so my summer (luckily) will be spent emptying boxes and sorting my lump of mud at the back of the house to resemble a charlie dimmock wet dream LOL:celb (23):

i wont even have sky for a bit, im gutted!!!

[victorialush]

its all very sad, tv deffinately needs a kick up the arse! its lazy television, its like finding out your kid likes spaghetti hoops and then serving them on a daily basis, surely its time for a change.
why do they make a revolutionary tv idea into a dreaded bore, they should do more surveys instead of brainfeeding us this drivvle.

I imagine there are people out there that like this sort of thing, but a do not try this at home clause should be written at the bottom, due to the new laws of stalking and peeping toms, is this not leaning towards that? i know what i would do if i saw someone staring through my window at me!! and this program educates the voyeur, ok in a controlled environment, but i think its a very dicey subject at best and i still dont get it!:neutral:

People just love car crash TV, there is no getting away from it.
Do you watch Wife Swap/SUperNanny etc. It is the same fly on the wall docusoap that sucks you in.... I love watching the interaction between the people... the reason why BB has lasted so long is because each one is so very different.... What with the tasks they have to do I think BB knows how to set people up against each other.... that's why I like watching it.

What I think is sad is the coverage they give on E4, 15 hours of people sleeping, and the people that watch this :neutral: .... give me the highlights at 10 every time :D

[victorialush]

yes lush but its not just 10pm is it? its everywhere magazines, newspapers, follow up programs etc etc its relentless!!!!
anyway im moving into a lovely new house this week so my summer (luckily) will be spent emptying boxes and sorting my lump of mud at the back of the house to resemble a charlie dimmock wet dream LOL:celb (23):

i wont even have sky for a bit, im gutted!!!


I hear that.... The HEAT magazine devotes weeks and weeks to it....

And good luck with the mud, get them swinging girl, lol

[miss st helens]

People just love car crash TV, there is no getting away from it.
Do you watch Wife Swap/SUperNanny etc. It is the same fly on the wall docusoap that sucks you in.... I love watching the interaction between the people... the reason why BB has lasted so long is because each one is so very different.... What with the tasks they have to do I think BB knows how to set people up against each other.... that's why I like watching it.

What I think is sad is the coverage they give on E4, 15 hours of people sleeping, and the people that watch this :neutral: .... give me the highlights at 10 every time :D
i voiced my opinion in uni whilst doing a tv and radio degree and the lecture hall fell silent, they looked at me like id just farted!!!!!

tv and radio bless the day BB was invented and woe betide anyone who doesnt agree!
I dont really get to watch much tv but when i do i find the choice is not that good, maybe imtoo hard to please, i like wife swap only seen it couple of times but those kids need a good slap, my son would never treat an adult in that manner, aint kids got well cheeky lately, when i was a kid i would never talk to an adult the way they do now..anyway goin off the subject now!
he he

[miss st helens]

and that watchin the housemates sleppthing is a bit worrying.........who does that? they should be locked up its creepy!

[Max]

I read somewhere the other day that one of the contestants is a male model from Liverpool. I'll try and find the article.

:PDT_Xtremez_12: Too many males in the house in every series to be honest.

[matt]

Well, I have to disagree with some of you.... BB reminds me of hot summers, when all you could hear from peoples open windows at 10pm was the theme tune....

Bloody hell....what's wrong with people these days?

Hot summers (sounds like a p*rn star name by the way, LOL) people should be out in their back garden or local beer garden enjoying several ice cold glasses of their favourite bevvy!!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

BB is the only one of these types of programme I've ever watched. Never seen X Factor etc or that jungle one. Although, if they banged a load of so called celebs in the jungle with a shed load of tigers then I'd be gripped. You could go down the bookies and have a bet on which one you think would get eaten last and stuff.....hmmmmmmm....think I'm onto something here....

Anyone got the phone number for the head of programming at ITV?! :unibrow:

[Kev]

Bloody hell....what's wrong with people these days?

Hot summers (sounds like a p*rn star name by the way, LOL) people should be out in their back garden or local beer garden enjoying several ice cold glasses of their favourite bevvy!!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

BB is the only one of these types of programme I've ever watched. Never seen X Factor etc or that jungle one. Although, if they banged a load of so called celebs in the jungle with a shed load of tigers then I'd be gripped. You could go down the bookies and have a bet on which one you think would get eaten last and stuff.....hmmmmmmm....think I'm onto something here....

Anyone got the phone number for the head of programming at ITV?! :unibrow:

Eh mate, u seen The Running Man? I recon by 2010 there will be a similar programme with cons :gossip:

[victorialush]

people should be out in their back garden or local beer garden enjoying several ice cold glasses of their favourite bevvy!!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:


Isn't this where you hear BB themetune screaming from peoples open windows?! :unibrow:

[matt]

Nice one...we're on the same wavelength!! :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[victorialush]

Nice one...we're on the same wavelength!! :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Great, now get the beers in ;)

[Kev]

Great, now get the beers in ;)

I'll drink to that...obviously not in work :037: :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[miss st helens]

[QUOTE=matt]Bloody hell....what's wrong with people these days?

people should be out in their back garden or local beer garden enjoying several ice cold glasses of their favourite bevvy!!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

i totally agree and im workin on the garden!!!!!:037:

[lindylou]

its all very sad, tv deffinately needs a kick up the arse! its lazy television, its like finding out your kid likes spaghetti hoops and then serving them on a daily basis, surely its time for a change.
why do they make a revolutionary tv idea into a dreaded bore, they should do more surveys instead of brainfeeding us this drivvle.

I imagine there are people out there that like this sort of thing, but a do not try this at home clause should be written at the bottom, due to the new laws of stalking and peeping toms, is this not leaning towards that? i know what i would do if i saw someone staring through my window at me!! and this program educates the voyeur, ok in a controlled environment, but i think its a very dicey subject at best and i still dont get it!:neutral:


Well said !

That's exactly what I think.

[lindylou]

I hate all so called reality tv.

How boring is it to watch other people and their domestic routine - ie, Wife Swap with domestic squabbles and mundane stuff - got enough of that in my own house thank you !! Certainly don't want to watch other peoples' boring problems :neutral: and the programs with naughty kids - after a hard days work the last thing I want to see is some screaming kids !! :neutral:

Sorry - I'm a bit hard there ! ... but I want tv to amuse or make me laugh, or to listen to a good debate, or learn something really facinating from a documentary.

[miss st helens]

I hate all so called reality tv.

How boring is it to watch other people and their domestic routine - ie, Wife Swap with domestic squabbles and mundane stuff - got enough of that in my own house thank you !! Certainly don't want to watch other peoples' boring problems :neutral: and the programs with naughty kids - after a hard days work the last thing I want to see is some screaming kids !! :neutral:

Sorry - I'm a bit hard there ! ... but I want tv to amuse or make me laugh, or to listen to a good debate, or learn something really facinating from a documentary.
it bores the bloody pants off me anyway, and the day my agent rings and says, "andrea your goin the jungle with ant n dec" thats it, i know its all over, is that a fat lady i hear singing..............?:shock:

[victorialush]

What I like about Wife Swap is that it makes the husband realise exactly how good he has it with his Mrs... changes come into play and they learn to appreciate more.

[miss st helens]

What I like about Wife Swap is that it makes the husband realise exactly how good he has it with his Mrs... changes come into play and they learn to appreciate more.
i will deffogive that one awirl then coz im living with a lazy get!:disgust:

[victorialush]

i will deffogive that one awirl then coz im living with a lazy get!:disgust:

Exactly, they will swap you with a lazy mare and he will realise just how much you do around the house ;)

[miss st helens]

as we are moving tomorrow i have had "oh i want this in the house!" and "i want it like that" and "i want the garden this way" 'I dont count' but you can bet your life when it comes to cleanin up after his crazy schemes, the mrs will get drafted in!
theyre hillarious arent they!

Maybe i will get HIM an application form for BB7 and i will have a nice, quiet, clean, house all summer, he is deffinate eye candy too! one for the ladies for a change, infact i think ive changed my mind, i'll keep this one under lock and key, until he's done the garden that is!:unibrow:

[victorialush]

i'll keep this one under lock and key, until he's done the garden that is!:unibrow:

and the plastering/decorating/put shelf up/kid number 2/3/4 :D

[lindylou]

What I like about Wife Swap is that it makes the husband realise exactly how good he has it with his Mrs... changes come into play and they learn to appreciate more.

yeah, there is that to it. It should make 'em appreciate what they've already got.

[Kev]

I've just been reading in a mag how BB has ruined the lives of previous contestants, they are all depressed (attention seekers for ever)

[miss st helens]

yeah, there is that to it. It should make 'em appreciate what they've already got.

Thats it!!!! the new reality program, they want reality tv? they got it!!!! "MR MOM" the wife gets to go on holiday for a month without warning, kind of a 'sting' operation and in pops the host with a microphone saying, "youve been lumbered!" so he knows whats happened!
He is handed an information pack for the rules and guidance and leaves him wonderin what the hell to do? how do i work the washer? whats a powerade? how do i get pizza of the sheets? wheres the hoover? whats the kids names again? and they get a foul if they cook super noodles, use a hosepipe to clean the dishes, pay someone to clean the house, or the major cardinal sin....ringing his mother!!!!!! (for every meal she makes him, or favour, or even call (he will be under surveilance!) he is given another kid, a trained actor who will multiply the chaos in 'MR MOMS' house by a thousand)
fouls are hefty last minute bills, fake emergency runs to alder hey or the taps comin off the sink at tea time, complete bedlam!!

There are women all over the country with wet dreams about this program and im one of em!!

thier prize is her coming home after a month, if they fail, they get sent to a ladies finishing school, like the one from that film ANNIE! All together now................"we love you miss hannigan!!"":celb (23): :celb (6): :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16: :unibrow:

[miss st helens]

I've just been reading in a mag how BB has ruined the lives of previous contestants, they are all depressed (attention seekers for ever)

well think how depressed they will be after bein on MR MOM? BB contestants will just have to get a life instead of trying to invent one then!!!

[Gareth]

Oh go no! Big Brother's back already. I'm still having councilling sessions after the Kinga/Bottle incident!

[victorialush]

Oh go no! Big Brother's back already. I'm still having councilling sessions after the Kinga/Bottle incident!

Uuurrghh, I never saw that, thank god... I seen her trying to lick her own boob after she poured champagne on it in a national tabloid. Her family must be so proud!

[Howie]

Uuurrghh, I never saw that, thank god...
Ah well, as you missed it...

http://www.behindbigbrother.com/images/kinga3.jpg

Now you can go for counselling with Gareth. :badgrin:

[victorialush]

OMG, Howie, lol
Please tell me she did not do more than simulate, that picture in itself is vile :D

[Howie]

Please tell me she did not do more than simulate
'fraid not - it was stimulate rather than simulate, and to an audience of 5.6 million people of whom, remarkably of which, only 50 complained. :rolleyes:

[Kev]

'fraid not - it was stimulate rather than simulate, and to an audience of 5.6 million people of whom, remarkably of which, only 50 complained. :rolleyes:

How things would have been different 10 yeasrs ago, how does a society change its tastes of decency within such a small space of time, the foundations of which were probably laid down over 100s of years :rolleyes:

[lindylou]

OMG, Howie, lol
Please tell me she did not do more than simulate, that picture in itself is vile :D


I never heard about this.

Ugh! Horrible person !! :disgust:

[Max]

Is that all it was? :lol:

[Kev]

I'm actually getting in the mood for BB now, don't know why. I blame this thread :celb (23):

[Kev]

I know why, its the relationship with the summer sun and BB, so its probably the prospect of a nice summer that i'm looking forward to.

Latest report suggests that they are all a bunch of freaks, the shows creative director has said it is supoosed to be like one big annual soap opera now. Not really how it started out was it when our Craig won it for being normal.

Better watch tonight then :rolleyes:

[Kev]

Here's something that'll make you sick:






























http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1400074.jpg


:022:

[Kev]

lol - A self titled P@ki Puff, suddenly the term becomes less offensive.

Boner, Bonnie...just normal

The turrets fella, poor fella, obviously used his humour alot.

The posh fella, w@nker (*whistles) :celb (23):

Bring on the next half!!

*not much to report after the second half - Pink describes some of them correctly - 'Stoopid Girls' especially the last one that went in, what is the world comming too :rolleyes:

The Scouse lad has put himself across with opinions about women etc, but I'm sure it was all to get him onto BB

[lindylou]

Yes, my son just told me that there's a Scouser in there.

Hope he doesn't let the side down for L'pool.

[matt]

Yes, my son just told me that there's a Scouser in there.

Hope he doesn't let the side down for L'pool.


I know for a fact that he's an IT technician at Fujitsu and not what he claims he is. The model claim is blag :Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[Kev]

I know for a fact that he's an IT technician at Fujitsu and not what he claims he is. The model claim is blag :Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

I bet all that femenist stuff was a blag to get him in there too

[Kev]

MEET Michael Dalton, the Scouser who's bedding down in this year's Big Brother house.

The Aigburth wannabe unveiled last night as a contestant on Big Brother 7 is used to being in front of cameras - he is signed to Liverpool casting agency Pulse and has appeared in several magazines.

The former St Margaret's comprehensive pupil, 23, entered the new Big Brother house with mum Jean and step-dad Mostafa cheering him on - but jeers from others in the crowd.

Back in Liverpool, friends met at a Lark Lane pub, close to his Aigburth Road home, to watch Davina McCall introduce him.

Friend Michelle Berry said: "He's is definitely a womaniser, the girls had better watch out.

"He thinks he's really charming and was always trying it on with anyone who'd listen at college.

"He's a really lovely lad at heart.

"He'll be a very popular house-mate and we'll all be cheering him on."

Michael, who lives at home, recently graduated from university and is a keen cricketer.

Another former schoolmate, Laura Bolland, said: "He used to swagger around school like he owned the place."

More than 25,000 people auditioned for the chance to take part in Big Brother 7's 13-week run - despite a Channel 4 pledge that it will be "more twisted than ever".

Big Brother has also hidden 100 golden tickets inside KitKat bars on sale today and one winner will be chosen to enter the house.

Mikey says

* "There's never been anyone like me in the house - confident, good-looking and can hold a conversation."

* "I am hot and I know it."

* "I can't stand it when women try to do men things, like play sport."

* "I won't do any housework in the house - my mother does all my washing."

* "I don't like being around ugly people, they give off bad vibes."

[Paul D]

It's full of weirdos again,that gay asian would have had a slap off me already,why does he think he can go around patting lads on the a**e and rubbing their arms,I hate all that,the scouser will put him in his place you watch.

[matt]

The internet auction site eBay has withdrawn the sale of the Big Brother "golden ticket", insisting the seller has breached the terms of its user agreement.
The alleged finder of a golden ticket inside a Kit Kat chocolate bar claimed to have "no interest" in appearing on the show and put his ticket up for sale on eBay, attracting a number of offers, some of which exceeded £5m.

The website said the seller's own terms of trade - and not what a spokeswoman called the "spoof bidding" - meant that it had to withdraw the offer.

eBay said in a statement: "We'd urge anyone bidding on items on eBay to read our tips on safe trading at ebay.co.uk/safetycentre - these include contacting the seller before paying, asking to see a photo of the item and arranging a safe transfer of money."

A spokeswoman said it may be able to give the seller the chance to sell the ticket on a pre-approved auction, which makes bidders legally bound to pay their offers. The company added that anyone else finding a golden ticket could apply to sell their ticket in this way.

Under Big Brother's rules, anyone finding a golden ticket may not sell it once they have registered. However, people are allowed to sell them beforehand and so far the organisers of the competition have confirmed that nobody has formally registered a golden ticket via the telephone hotline.

The Kit Kat bars containing 100 golden tickets went on sale in stores at 10.30pm last night. One person, having passed security checks, will be selected at random from those who find the tickets in a special live TV broadcast after the competition closes on Friday June 2.

In the past two weeks, tabloid newspapers including the Sun and the Daily Star have offered to buy a golden ticket from any readers who find them.

Earlier this year, open auditions for Big Brother attracted a record 25,000 contestants but producers of the Channel 4 show believe the golden ticket initiative will attract the interest of an even greater number of people.

[matt]

Is it just me or have the people at Big Brother picked out the fourteen biggest freaks from the auditions and stuck them in the house?

Bonnie dopey woollyback who pronounces her name "Bonner" much to the confusion of the others.

Dawn fitness instructor who reckons people are bast@rds (except Mother Theresa, Gandhi and Bob Geldof). Has no friends. Not surprised.

George went to public school. Is related to the Royal Family. Bit dull.

Glyn 18. Voted best looking lifeguard in North Wales. Doesn't say much for the competition.

Grace posh dance teacher. Seems alright. Just posh.

Imogen former Miss Wales. Again, doesn't say much for the competition.

Lea had so much surgery she looks like a Barbie doll that's fallen downstairs once too often.

Lisa gobby Chinese Manc. Enough said.

Mikey scouse 'model'. Loves himself. Hates women.

Nikki Paris Hilton wannabe. Sounds like Vicky Pollard off Little Britain (if she came from Hertfordshire).

Pete has tourrettes. Sounds like Keyop from Battle of the Planets.

Richard big muscly gay Canadian and self-confessed sexual terrorist. Reckons no man in the house will be safe.

Sezer played the stock market. Made loads of money. Treats women like princesses (his words). Nob.

Shabaz self-confessed paki puff. Sounds like Lorrainne Kelly. Enough said.

Any other thoughts or opinions?! :gossip:

[matt]

For those members young enough not to remember Battle of the Planets and for those lucky to be old enough to reminisce click here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/battle/ :celb (23):

[FKoE]

I just hit CH4 and this was on.. >:(

That blonde girl screaming about bottled water, the mardy mare... what a bag o' poo this series is...

[Howie]

Yeh, she just prompted me to hit the off button - I couldn't stand anymore!

[FKoE]

Bladdy awful!! , theres a good cowie on BBC2 though :)

[Kev]

Any thoughts Matt? Yessum:

Bonnie - With u on that one, accent really grates on me.

Dawn - She is the spitting image of that fella that was in it last year....oh what was his name? Used to say 'chizzle me nizzle' alot. Victor....

George - Nob

Glyn - In the closet, looks like he could snap in half.

Grace - Posh and a stuckup b1tch, comes hand in hand I'm afraid.

Imogen - She seems nice, maybe a bit easily led.

Lea - trying to be everyones mum.

Lisa - Hate her with a passion, its Noel Gallagher in drag.

Mikey - scouse fella, seems a good lad despite his earlier claims.

Nikki - Silly child and drama queen, pathetic. Looks like she's snorted her fair share.

Pete - keeps reminding us all that the house mates are all ******s. Cheers fella, we need that reminder evey so often.

Richard - Wants to be the daddy of the house and seems to have achieved it.

Sezer - Nob, thinks he's great, arrogant tw*t

Shabaz - Feel sorry for him, there will be a comedy role in Corronation Street for him.

[FKoE]

Oooh yer gossip Kev :celb (23):

[lindylou]

I just hit CH4 and this was on.. >:(

That blonde girl screaming about bottled water, the mardy mare... what a bag o' poo this series is...

We saw a bit of it when we were channel hopping -
I saw the crying cow :disgust: I'd hate to have a daughter like her ... she'd get my boot up her behind !! :D

[matt]

Considering how freaky they all looked on their first night in, I can't believe how boring it is.

NOTHING'S HAPPENING!!

Shabaz seems intent on annoying everyone in there and not listening to what they have to say.

Pete, bless him, just keeps having Tourettes episodes and seems so bored he's now going out into the garden.

As for Nikki SCREAMING that she can only drink bottled water :wtf:

She reckons she can't drink tap water (?) Does she not understand the water cycle......?

As for her claims that she'd dehydrate and die : don't let me stop you, crack on love!

See she was all over the papers at the weekend in her trollies....we all know what kind of a 'model' she is!!

I support Kev's conspiracy theory...she's well acquainted with the ol' showbiz sherbet!! :unibrow:

[Kev]

That cross between Yoko Ono and Liam Gallagher is so annoying and potential for a kick off or two.

The lad from Liverpool seems like a typical lad who thinks he's a ladies man.

Poor Sabaz, feel sorry for him. He has some issues (if he's real and not an actor).

I always wonder how anyone, even the most level headed housemate can be fooled by the fake crying episodes and tantrums. Rediculous, though I was watching a class full of Primary age kids at one point.

How does Pete do all those whistles and noises, proper skill in that. felt sorry for him when he took himself outside with his pillow, it must be how he releases some of the turretts, then he's fine to go back in, he must have been thinking of his house mates.

Proper loopy the lot of them, apart from Pete

[matt]

Housemates hit by case of mischief

Tensions are already running high in the Big Brother house, thanks largely to Big Brother's mischievousness.

If the housemates thought they were in for an easy ride, they were wrong, with the housemates not getting their suitcases and then two of them being given special status, causing friction.

Lisa and Shahbaz became the founder members of the Big Brotherhood - meaning they could get their clothes - were immune from eviction in the first round of voting and got to choose a third member of the Brotherhood.

But their discussion in the diary room on Friday caused upset when, unbeknown to them, it was broadcast to the other housemates outside.

Mancunian Lisa said to Shahbaz: "I like everyone, except Sezer and Bonnie," which led to Bonnie crying on Lea's shoulder.

Peace was restored once Lisa reassured her housemates that they were "all nice people".

A record 8.1 million viewers tuned in for the Channel 4 show's launch on Thursday night, a million more than at the same stage last year.

The oddball housemates include a singer with Tourette's and a woman who claims to have Britain's biggest breast implants.

Earlier on day two the housemates gave each other "sensuous" massages, getting things steamy in the house early on.

Self-confessed womaniser Mikey and former Miss Wales Imogen were among those enthusiastically taking part in the exercise, providing encouragement for fans hoping to see romance bloom.

Booze and loo rolls lighten BB mood

Big Brother averted a crisis in the reality household by providing the contestants with two vital items - toilet rolls and alcohol.

The hapless housemates had miscalculated their shopping bill for the second day running and thought the items would be removed because of the overspend of £38.69.

There was panic among some of the contestants when they realised that the toilet paper and wine they had asked for might never appear.

Lisa, who was responsible for the mess along with Shahbaz and Pete, told the others: "None of us are drinking and none of us are wiping our arses."
But later in the day Big Brother provided virtually everything on the list after it emerged the vital items wouldn't be left behind in the shops.

Imogen, who was crowned Miss Wales in 2003, said: "We're so happy - we've got water, beer, wine and chocolate."

Earlier self-styled ladies' man Sezer surprised Richard and Nikki by admitting he's comfortable kissing men.

He said: "The guys I've kissed have been very good friends of mine, and they're very straight. Normally it's with rugby mates. To prove your manliness you need to do stupid things like that."

A record 8.1 million viewers tuned in for the Channel 4 show's launch last Thursday, a million more than at the same stage last year.

Bookmakers William Hill named 20-year-old "Sloane Ranger" Grace as their early 5/1 favourite to win the series.

[matt]

That cross between Yoko Ono and Liam Gallagher is so annoying and potential for a kick off or two

what do you expect, she's a manc!! :lol:

[matt]

The Housemates tried to reason with Shahbaz tonight in a bid to ease the tension that has stemmed from his erratic behaviour.

"Please give everybody in the House the respect they deserve," pleaded Lea, who feels Shahbaz is "obnoxious to people who are younger than him."

"We all appreciate you cleaning for us... but do you appreciate what everybody else does for you?" she asked. "I say 'thank you' every time you hand me food," countered the Big Brotherhood leader desperately.

As she had a chuckle at his explanations, he asked whether she was "laughing with me or at me?" "Sometimes with you, sometimes at you," was her blunt response.

"As long as you're laughing, I'm happy," added the Scot, as he sought - unsucessfully - to initiate a cuddle.

Moments later, George joined in Shahbaz's psychoanalysis session: "If the cameras weren't here would you still act the way you do?"

"Probably not," Shahbaz replied soberly.

As the discussion descended into frustration, Dawn selflessly offered to take him for a walk in the garden. But before they strolled off, Shahbaz gave an unsuspecting Bonnie a parting promise.

Kneeling infront of the wide-eyed Loughborough lass, he said, "I'll get to know you... when you're ready to accept I'm not a monster."

Pete found an innovative way of ignoring the tensions within the House tonight - by devising a new sport - beanbagging!

Stacking up a bag mountain, he enticed Glyn and George into propelling themselves head first into it. But was not too happy when the latter made a few modifications.

The fun started when Pete decided to amass the House's beanbags in the lounge, piling one on top of the other. The aerodynamic daredevil then strolled to the end of the runway, before charging towards the target and ploughing head long into it.

His curiosity aroused, Glyn was first to take up the gauntlet laid down by Pete. Putting on the helmet, the apprentice adhered to the master's instructions of "head first, no arms" and charged in.

A moment later, two protruding feet were all that could be seen of the underclothed Welshman.

George soon followed, and after one plunge sought to alter the colourful structure.

"Do you know what would be better..." started the upper-crust student, as he rearranged the bags into a flat, horizontal form on the floor.

Pete eagerly tested George's design with a mid-air somersault, but wasn't overawed. "Don't know about that," he diplomatically remarked.

Curiously, the shenanigans were adjourned, upon Shahbaz's exit from the Diary Room.

At precisely 3.26am, it happened. Sezer and Imogen shared a steamy snog!

Despite a string of unpromising signs, the self-styled 'ladies man' saw his persistence pay off as Imogen finally caved in.

Climbing into the 26-year-old stockbroker's bed, the Welsh lass's body language thawed as she started playing with Sezer's hair and stroking his arms. After several lingering stares, Sezer moved in for the kill -- and for once his lunge was reciprocated!

The passionate clinch lasted for around one minute, until Imogen disengaged her mouth and opted to just snuggle up to the flatulence-obsessed 'Gasanova' instead.

Earlier, Sezer had paved the way for bedroom frolics with his usual pillow talk, although Imogen was initially unimpressed.

"It's like kissing a statue," Sezer remarked, as his efforts were rejected.

"I'm gonna keep you awake," vowed the opportunist to the lovely lady, gazing into her eyes. And before long he was weaving his magic - and other body parts.

This was all in stark contrast to the romantic fortunes of George. Hungry like the wolf for some bedroom action, the young student made the following desperate request to another cuddling couple:

"Grace, when you've finished with Mikey can I get some sloppy seconds?"

The Housemates catch up on some shut-eye...

Big Brother treated the Housemates to a nice long lie-in this morning... and the majority of them took full advantage.

By 11 o'clock only Dawn and Lea had managed to drag themselves out of bed - and they quickly fell into a familiar topic of conversation.

"I had about two hours sleep because I was talking to Shahbaz," revealed Dawn, recounting a disturbing late-night conversation with House Enemy Number One, as a shocked Lea listened open-mouthed.

Shahbaz was already busy causing a minor rumpus in the bedroom, annoying the sleeping Housemates, and being told to "get back to your pram," by Sezer.

The group were finally forced out of the sack en masse when Big Brother blared some strange music at them (it was kind of like The Laughing Policeman, but not quite). But it was already 11 o'clock by then... not exactly army camp strictness.

Sounds like Big Brother is being nice. The Housemates would do well to be suspicious...

Looks like things are getting interesting......

Find out more at: http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/index.jsp

[victorialush]

I am laffin out loud at these people now!

Who is the whinging girl, I want to throttle her... and Bonner, please, when can we start voting these people out.

[Kev]

What makes me laugh is the fact that they think they are all so 'together'. They thought they were great when ganging up on Sabaz, despite his flaws the rest of the housemates displayed typical behaviour associated with bullying a weaker member, not nice :rolleyes: . Pete felt it though, felt he could have done more to support Shabaz.
Pete will win BB7
It will be really funny watching their perfect little community fall apart now they've got to find new people to ***** about. An the way they are all pairing up!! lol, its like a school trip to Colomendy!!

[Kev]

..........and why does every wanna be glamour model have to talk so openly about sex? That little crying child was talking about when a fella did this and that and.....yuk do these people have no shame?

[victorialush]

..........and why does every wanna be glamour model have to talk so openly about sex? That little crying child was talking about when a fella did this and that and.....yuk do these people have no shame?

I cringed for her as she did the whole running to the sink escapade.... I think her housemates cringed for her too. She is far too immature for my liking and I would defo tell her to have a little word with herself. She would be grating on me all day.

[Kev]

I cringed for her as she did the whole running to the sink escapade.... I think her housemates cringed for her too. She is far too immature for my liking and I would defo tell her to have a little word with herself. She would be grating on me all day.

Its a shame but she must feel that acting like that is what we want to hear.

Its aweful, Channel 4 should not broadcast stuff like that, kids watch. I know it probably goes over their heads but its not good. The language has been appauling too this series.

[matt]

I'd love to be in the house with her, she's just so guillable. I'd tell her loads of blag conspiracy theories about the other housemates, then pee meself laughing in the diary room!! :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

[Kev]

There we were waiting to see who would be evicted on Friday when another Housemate makes a sudden exit.

This time it's Dawn who's quit Big Brother, following in the footsteps of Shahbaz.

But while Shahbaz left due to stress, Dawn has been thrown out for breaking Big Bro's rules.

She has been engaging in some coded communication with the outside world.

[lindylou]

I had words with my son this morning !!
Before he went to school he switched on the tv to watch - I didn't know it was on early morning (that's how oblivious I am to that stupid program !) - anyway, it was like a ward in a psychiatric wing. I got very annoyed with it and banged the telly off. I told my son, I'm not gonna' listen to a load of muck when I've just got up - you know when you are blurry and trying to wake up to the day !!

No way am I gonna' listen to a lot of immature nutters. 'specially first thing in the morning.

[lindylou]

Its a shame but she must feel that acting like that is what we want to hear.

Its aweful, Channel 4 should not broadcast stuff like that, kids watch. I know it probably goes over their heads but its not good. The language has been appauling too this series.

There is no need for the language.

What I can't get my head around is that they KNOW everyone will be watching - friends, neighbours & family. Don't they care ???
If I was on telly and on show to all and sundry, I'd certainly not F & blind and talk explicit stuff for all my family to listen to ! :shock:

I'd be mortified if my parents heard me talk like that.

What about their little old granny hearing all of it and watching the goings on ?? I bet they don't boast about it down at the pensioners club ! Ha!

[sweetpatooti]

It's like watching human beings detroying themselves before our eyes. It's quite disturbing really. If everybody complained to the television watchdog it might have some effect - but Channel 4 would love the notoriety of it all. Probably the best protest is to turn off - then the advertisers would see the fall in ratings and withdraw revenue.

[Kev]

Leah

http://static.flickr.com/5/9236031_8937d33b07.jpg

[Kev]

Oi! Very low on bad language tonite :celb (23):Much easier to watch. Just *****in' about everyone though.

Pete to win.

[victorialush]

It's like watching human beings detroying themselves before our eyes. It's quite disturbing really. If everybody complained to the television watchdog it might have some effect - but Channel 4 would love the notoriety of it all. Probably the best protest is to turn off - then the advertisers would see the fall in ratings and withdraw revenue.

BB has made so many different rules introducing the brotherhood and causing mass paranoia within the house etc.
People are falling apart at the seams.
Lack of suitcases cause several mental breakdowns.
Now secret codes.

Do you think the house members didn't realise it was going to get twisted in there? And I guarantee you it will get worse, BB has now become an endurance test with the most hardened of people folding within days.

And we, the public can't get enough of this.

[Kev]

BB has made so many different rules introducing the brotherhood and causing mass paranoia within the house etc.
People are falling apart at the seams.
Lack of suitcases cause several mental breakdowns.
Now secret codes.

Do you think the house members didn't realise it was going to get twisted in there? And I guarantee you it will get worse, BB has now become an endurance test with the most hardened of people folding within days.

And we, the public can't get enough of this.

Unless you like a challenge, there's no incentive for anyone to stay if they cannot get their suit cases for 13 weeks.

[victorialush]

My verdict

Imogen: Bland

Nicky: Squeeky, high pitched and a bit simple

Lee: Council estate Barbie on acid

Lisa: A bit like thrush, irritating!

Sezer: Slimeball.

George: Big lips, blue blood

Mikie: Cute Scouser Vernon Kaye lookalike.

Richard: Right Said Fred 2nd cousin, twice removed.

Shahbaz: Gone, poof, out the door.

Pete: nut nut.

Bonnie: Funny, she is a proper chav.

Grace: Saccarine sweet and slightly boring

Dawn: Cheat

[victorialush]

Unless you like a challenge, there's no incentive for anyone to stay if they cannot get their suit cases for 13 weeks.

That's the game though isn't it. And I doubt they would be a full 13 weeks without clothes. To be frank it is BB ****ing with them :D

[Kev]

The producers are a cruel bunch arnt they?

[victorialush]

The producers are a cruel bunch arnt they?

Yep, and that is what makes money.

[Paul D]

Bonneh wanted her pink hoodeh from her suitcase?? these are the same people telling everyone they don't like the scouse accent but at least we can pronounce words correctly!she can't even pronounce her own name.:rolleyes:

[Kev]

Former Big Brother housemate Dawn Blake has gone on hunger strike in a bid to force the show's producers to hand over unedited footage of her time inside.

The 38-year-old yoga fanatic said she was held against her will and needs evidence of her requesting to leave the house to support a complaint she has made to police.

Dawn said she was also furious about assertions made in the programme that she had refused to wash. The Birmingham exercise scientist insisted she had taken three showers and washed a further three times during her six days on the show.

Dawn said: "When I came out of the Big Brother house I saw how I was portrayed and a lot of it is not true, it's been edited in a way I don't like, not because I don't look so great but because it's just not true.

"When they said they booted me out, I said I wanted to leave. When they said Dawn refused to wash, that was so untrue.

"I am asking for a copy of the unedited footage in its entirety and I will remain on hunger strike until I get it. I will continue until I pass out."

Dawn said she could not afford the legal fees to bring a case for defamation and said going on hunger strike was her only option.

In a statement, she said: "I was smeared by the production team as a smelly cheat. I have therefore decided until I get all the footage requested unedited and documentation I will go on hunger strike as of today. I want everyone to see what happened in the house and only getting the tapes will you all see the truth."

A spokeswoman for the programme said Dawn, who left on the morning of 25 May, was booted out of the Big Brother house for breaking the rules.source (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/31052006/344/ex-bb-star-s-hunger-strike-threat.html)

[Paul D]

They really made a show of her saying she smelt so I don't blame her taking it further,it's not exactly something you want to be remembered for is it.:disgust:

[Kev]

Producers have been slammed once again for introducing more 'vunerable' characters.

Mental health charities are urging Channel 4 to stop exploiting vulnerable people on their reality show Big Brother.

Organisations Mind and Sane are planning to file a formal protest to television regulatory body Ofcom after five "unstable" housemates were selected to live in the Big Brother house for up to 13 weeks.

Former housemate Shahbaz Chauhdry quit the show after threatening to kill himself, while current housemate Lea Walker suffers from body dysmorphia, Nikki Grahame has had an eating disorder and Pete Stephenson has tourette's syndrome.

New housemate Sam Prodie, a pre-op transsexual, is thought to have mental health issues.

A Mind spokesman says, "We have grave concerts about the programme. We will studying recent footage from Channel 4 in preparation for a complaint to Ofcom.

Marjorie Wallace, chief executive of Sane, adds, "The show is playing fast and loose with people's lives."

[Kev]

What a fix the golden ticket scam was :rolleyes::Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

Glad Sam was vindicated.

[Max]

Do they have a gym in the BB house?

[Paul D]

What a fix the golden ticket scam was :rolleyes::Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

Glad Sam was vindicated.

Sam is a boy I wish they stop calling him "she" he's still got all his bits,when he can give birth to a baby then I'll change my views but until the he's a boy,God I hate political correctness.:angry:

[Kev]

Sam is a boy I wish they stop calling him "she" he's still got all his bits,when he can give birth to a baby then I'll change my views but until the he's a boy,God I hate political correctness.:angry:

Yes that did my head in - 'she' as they all called him was a he - still has all the bits and pieces of a man, is a man. PC mad.

[Paul D]

These people have all appeared on telly before or been in magazines so I reckon they've had agents even before they went into the house and it's all a fix personally,the other week Richard was up for eviction and he won but all the texts at the bottom of the screen were saying "I'm Going to miss big gay rich" and things like that so something doesn't ring true.

[Kev]

Scouse Mikey has completely lost the plot, why would Grace have a picture of herself in the house?

[Scousemouse]

A Mind spokesman says, "We have grave concerts about the programme. We will studying recent footage from Channel 4 in preparation for a complaint to Ofcom.

Marjorie Wallace, chief executive of Sane, adds, "The show is playing fast and loose with people's lives."
Are these organisations suggesting that all participants in this 'show' should be of sound mind?
The mere fact that they wish to appear on it should disqualify 'em!

A dangerous move though, going on hunger strike, WHO THE HELL CARES?

[Paul D]

Scouse Mikey has completely lost the plot, why would Grace have a picture of herself in the house?

:lol: I never thought of that.

[Kev]

The down-fall of Immogen has begun.......

[victorialush]

Scouse Mikey has completely lost the plot, why would Grace have a picture of herself in the house?

Oh I felt so sorry for him when he shed a tear, he must be really hurting because she has gone. In the next breath I think to myself, hhmmpphh, sod her, she was a cow anyway, come home Mikey and bag yourself a nice Scouse girl. I don't like that Grace much!

[victorialush]

The down-fall of Immogen has begun.......

Don't like her much either.


Did you see Lisa throwing that little hissy-fit and Richard completely taking the mick out of her actions, I laffed hard!! :D

[Kev]

I larfed very hard too, funny seeing a grown fella bouncing round like some nutter, ie Lisa. Its a toss up between her and immogen I feel for next week.

[matt]

I can't believe how much Nikki moans about EVERYTHING!!

Picture the scene:

Geordie voiceover bloke: Day 37. Big Brother has introduced a new housemate into the house. It's Jesus.
Nikki comes to the diary room.

Nikki (obviously annoyed): Hello Big Brother.

Big Brother (calmly): Hello Nikki.

Nikki (narked): Big Brother, I can't believe it. You've let Jesus in here.

Big Brother (still calmly): That's correct Nikki.

Nikki (becoming irate): But Big Brother, he's got dark skin. Everyone knows he's white with long brown hair and a long beard.

Big Brother (amazingly, still calm): Nikki, Jesus is Jewish and he's from the Middle East. His skin is swarthy and his hair is dark.

Nikki (really angry): F***ing hell Big Brother, I so f***ing can't f***ing believe you've f***ing changed the f***ing colour of Jesus' skin......


I'm not being blasphemous, but do you get the point. If I was in the BB house there'd have been a Nikki shaped lump under the decking by now. Still, at least Mikey told it like it is the other day! :rolleyes:

[Paul D]

She's a posh cow and she keeps going on about everyone thinks she's trash because she lived on a council estate,she's never lived on a council estate.She's got some big posh flat somewhere which probably costs a grand a month to rent,she'd get laughed out of Liverpool if she came here and said that.

[Kev]

She's a posh cow and she keeps going on about everyone thinks she's trash because she lived on a council estate,she's never lived on a council estate.She's got some big posh flat somewhere which probably costs a grand a month to rent,she'd get laughed out of Liverpool if she came here and said that.

you can get away with behaviour like that in London :rolleyes:

[matt]

http://1-22infantry.org/pics/moon7.jpg http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day35/d35_nts_1052_wax_lip.jpg


sniper on the Big Brother roof. . . . it's Nikki in the crosshair. . . .

[Paul D]

I hope so.:evil: :badgrin:

[Kev]

Claims that the Big Brother "golden ticket" contest was rigged are being investigated by the Advertising Standards Authority.

One hundred tickets for the competition were hidden inside KitKat bars, which resulted in model Susie Verrico entering the house. The ASA is investigating both Channel 4 and Nestle after receiving five complaints about the promotion.

A spokeswoman for the industry watchdog said: "It has been alleged that the draw was fixed and that the winner Susie was preselected. We are investigating whether the draw was made in accordance with the laws of chance and with an independent observer as the CAP Code requires."

The ASA has written to both Nestle and Channel 4 asking them to prove that both the golden ticket competition and the televised winner's draw were properly carried out.

After 43-year-old Susie won the TV draw, she was recognised by several housemates and it emerged she had auditioned for Big Brother a number of times.

The Daily Star claimed that before she won the competition, the Kent model told drinkers in a London pub: "Watch out for me, I'm going into the Big Brother house."

Some reports suggested the live lottery-style draw was rigged and that Susie's number - 14 - was on every ball. Channel 4 quashed the criticism by releasing close-up pictures of the draw machine, which appeared to show balls bearing other numbers.

The independent adjudicator which oversaw the draw also released a statement assuring viewers that the balls were correctly placed in the lottery machine, which was properly supervised.

Big Brother boss Phil Edgar-Jones earlier insisted: "There is absolutely no truth in any of the rumours that the Golden Ticket draw was a fix."

The ASA does not have the power to impose financial penalties.

[sweetpatooti]

It's sooooooo obvious that that draw was rigged - why out of all those people did silicone hoarder Susie Verruca get in - we did not see the numbers of all those other balls did we?? Now she is in there with that vile creature Lea who will surely explode soon if the heat gets to her...and she is constantly rasping at her nitty head where her rubbishy extensions are coming adrift. I'm not watching it anymore....I like Russell better anyway.

[Kev]

It's sooooooo obvious that that draw was rigged - why out of all those people did silicone hoarder Susie Verruca get in - we did not see the numbers of all those other balls did we?? Now she is in there with that vile creature Lea who will surely explode soon if the heat gets to her...and she is constantly rasping at her nitty head where her rubbishy extensions are coming adrift. I'm not watching it anymore....I like Russell better anyway.

Russell Brand? The Swine! He's odd

[sweetpatooti]

I like my men odd:eek:

[Kev]

He's quite girly with his skin tight legins. I wonder what he would look like without all that hair, weird probably. He never stops talking about his winkle too.

[sweetpatooti]

It's dinkle actually - I think he is in touch with his feminine side - women like that kind of vulnerable side to a man, that and his b@ll bags he's always banging on about - and I think his hair is funky. He was on Jonathan Ross a couple of months back and was incredibly amusing (it was late and I'd had a few but he really was funny).

[Kev]

I am warming to him and the weird BB Big Mouth too. Like an extreme version of BB Little Bro on speed.

I still prefer that fella off Channel 4 - Justin Lee Collins (JLC)

[sweetpatooti]

He was funny when he was outside that fella's house all night in the car - I like that programme too

[Kev]

He was funny when he was outside that fella's house all night in the car - I like that programme too

Wasnt that the A Team reunion? Superb. I love his retro 80s vibe.

[sweetpatooti]

Yes it was - all about George Pepp-ard...it was good that.

[Kev]

Mikey:

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1419506.jpg

[matt]

WAHEY!! Don't remember her being in the BB house. . . .oh, sorry, it's Mikey we're supposed to be looking at....HELP....I'm turning into Max!!:unibrow:

[Paul D]

That ugly big fat perv John McCrirrick(spelling?) was having a go at scousers on big brothers little brother the other day and why you may ask? because he has said it before about how disgusting scousers were and LISA (the Manc!!) just proves his point.:shock: That fat idiot should be banned from ever attending another Grand National because he's never got anything good to say about us.The fool thought she was a scouser and no one put him right that she's a manc either can you believe that? This coming from a man that let's his wife travel "economy class" while he travels "first class" when they fly anywhere.:disgust:

[victorialush]

That ugly big fat perv John McCrirrick(spelling?) was having a go at scousers on big brothers little brother the other day and why you may ask? because he has said it before about how disgusting scousers were and LISA (the Manc!!) just proves his point.:shock: That fat idiot should be banned from ever attending another Grand National because he's never got anything good to say about us.The fool thought she was a scouser and no one put him right that she's a manc either can you believe that? This coming from a man that let's his wife travel "economy class" while he travels "first class" when they fly anywhere.:disgust:

I don't think anyone will take any notice of him anyway.... he did nothin g out pick his nose on that celeb BB, he is disgusting!

[Paul D]

I don't think anyone will take any notice of him anyway.... he did nothin g out pick his nose on that celeb BB, he is disgusting!


Thanks for that Victoria I'd forgotten about that.:$ik:

[Max]

Only just been watching it since TV had nothing else on and because sister takes the computer.:Smiliz_Kingz_PDT_13

IMOGEN!http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/images/smilies/love.gif

[Max]

Mikey:

http://static.sky.com/images/pictures/1419506.jpg

How the hell can he fake the accent for this long then?

Lucky get got to rub Imogen's belly last night too! :mad:

[Paul D]

They should'nt be allowed to say that because he's grew up here so that makes him a Liverpudlian in my eyes,a mix of cultures is what makes us what we are today.

[Max]

Well if he's from Iran, he's Iranian to me.

Why is he hiding his real name though?

Anyway Imogen is all that matters!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/gallery/day38/d38_g_0030_imo_confused.jpg

[Paul D]

They hide there name to fit in with society they all do it,if you know an Asian and his name is Terry or Gary you can almost be certain that's not his real name,it's to stop bullying.

[Max]

Anyway, I'm jelous he got to rub Imogen's belly! :mad:

I actually wouldn't mind being the BB house.

[Max]

What are women seeing in that Pete though?

He looks like Doherty!

[Kev]

What are women seeing in that Pete though?

He looks like Doherty!

Check the reall look a like:

[Max]

Still don't know what they see in him.

I used to like Carey but he's not as good no more.

Imogen on this show is the only thing that will keep me watching.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Best thing to come out of Wales since Calzaghe was born in London.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[Kev]

http://static.flickr.com/70/174491525_5d3ba1f6f9.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ijob/174491525/)

http://static.flickr.com/55/174491474_a2452572d6.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ijob/174491474/)

http://static.flickr.com/61/174491423_73999170d7.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ijob/174491423/)

http://static.flickr.com/67/174491381_ad791ad40c.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ijob/174491381/)

http://static.flickr.com/61/174491356_c22cfe3458.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ijob/174491356/)

[Max]

Zoo Magazaine said Imogen looked like Pocahonta's. :lol:

Glad Lisa's gone, goes crazy without a smoke.

She don't have Chan's moves though.:unibrow:

[Kev]

So who is going into the house as the 5 new house mates? The Parents of Glyn?

[Max]

Kev, you should add this emoticon just for me when I want to show my feelings for women like Imogen!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/images/smilies/tardhit.gif

Has me in stitches this emoticon!

Dave had a different version of the banana as an emoticon once I think somewhere.

[Kev]

Kev, you should add this emoticon just for me when I want to show my feelings for women like Imogen!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/images/smilies/tardhit.gif

Has me in stitches this emoticon!

Dave had a different version of the banana as an emoticon once I think somewhere.

U and Mikey would get on then :celb (23):

[victorialush]

They should'nt be allowed to say that because he's grew up here so that makes him a Liverpudlian in my eyes,a mix of cultures is what makes us what we are today.

I find that whatever colour you are and where ever your roots may be, people will class themselves as Scousers before being Chinese, black etc

I love Mikeys accent to be honest, it reminds me of my Brothers accent. Mikey is gorgeous too, I want him to win.

[victorialush]

http://static.flickr.com/61/174491423_73999170d7.jpg



Fantastic Kev!

Imogen is very boring and blends into the wallpaper as far as I am concerned.

[Kev]

To be scouse these days is all the rage - Kerry Katona tried it as did the other one......whats her name? Hmm......

How different it was a few decades back :rolleyes: when being scouse was associated with those stereotypes.

"There's no such thing as scouse", a teacher once told me. Hope she ..... (nope - i won't even go there) :rolleyes:

[Max]

Fantastic Kev!

Imogen is very boring and blends into the wallpaper as far as I am concerned.


:mad: Take that back.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:


U and Mikey would get on then

I'd fight him for Imogen.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[Max]

To be scouse these days is all the rage - Kerry Katona tried it as did the other one......whats her name? Hmm......

How different it was a few decades back :rolleyes: when being scouse was associated with those stereotypes.

"There's no such thing as scouse", a teacher once told me. Hope she ..... (nope - i won't even go there) :rolleyes:

If ya born here, I consider ya a scouser.

Otherwise an honorary one.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

[victorialush]

:mad: Take that back.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:


Max, you are a sucker for a mediocre face and a nice set of teeth. That girl is as bland as water. :)

[Max]

Max, you are a sucker for a mediocre face and a nice set of teeth. That girl is as bland as water. :)

Well I am a dude.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Mediocre? She wasn't miss Wales for nothing.:PDT_Aliboronz_24: :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Whats wrong with being bland? She isn't acting retared like the typical BB contestant.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Plus she was Miss Wales.:celb (23):

[victorialush]

Well I am a dude.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Mediocre? She wasn't miss Wales for nothing.:PDT_Aliboronz_24: :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Whats wrong with being bland? She isn't acting retared like the typical BB contestant.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Plus she was Miss Wales.:celb (23):


Miss Wales, well it says a lot for Wales doesn't it! :Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Bland is boring Max.

[Max]

Bland is boring Max.

And?

Fresh to see a non freak in the BB house.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:


Miss Wales, well it says a lot for Wales doesn't it!

Does it say a lot for England or anywhere else?:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

[victorialush]

And?

Fresh to see a non freak in the BB house.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:



Does it say a lot for England or anywhere else?:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

Hey, speak for yourself Max... seems anyone with a skirt will do you!

And your point with your 2nd question is?
Miss Wales, there are only 3 villages and a couple of mountains there... oh and 7 million sheep. That was my point!

[Max]

Hey, speak for yourself Max... seems anyone with a skirt will do you!

And your point with your 2nd question is?
Miss Wales, there are only 3 villages and a couple of mountains there... oh and 7 million sheep. That was my point!

I'm an admirer of the arts though like most dudes so we'd all have to be freaks.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_16:

You forgot Joe Calzaghe too even though he;s from London but lives in Wales.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[FKoE]

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/pidl/114323020/bb7_day34_10_09_wenn690800s1.jpg

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/pidl/114323020/bb7_day34_10_14_wenn690805s1.jpg

[victorialush]

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/pidl/114323020/bb7_day34_10_09_wenn690800s1.jpg

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/pidl/114323020/bb7_day34_10_14_wenn690805s1.jpg

I swear I spat Iron Brew through my nostrils when I saw these pics!! :D
Is she not the most whiniest mare you have ever seen.

[FKoE]

Big Brother Australia Sex Assault (http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/03/brother.assault.reut/)


:shock:

[FKoE]

I swear I spat Iron Brew through my nostrils when I saw these pics!! :D
Is she not the most whiniest mare you have ever seen.

I flipped on E4 last night, and witnessed her off on one during the blindfolded dancing task......... hahaha!!

[sweetpatooti]

Nicky is like a troll pencil topper

[FKoE]

Nicky is like a troll pencil topper


*s******s

God help her when she comes out and sees the repeats :)

[victorialush]

Nikki is 24 and acts so immature with the tantrums... she also eats like a warthog, it's disgusting.

[Kev]

Nikki is 24 and acts so immature with the tantrums... she also eats like a warthog, it's disgusting.

How on earth she can get away with it is beyond me. 30 years ago the girl would have been locked up.

[Max]

Forget Nikki talk, more Imogen talk!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[victorialush]

Forget Nikki talk, more Imogen talk!:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

There really is nothing to say about her.... she is welsh, thats it :D

[FKoE]

Nikki phone call : <<Click here>> (http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/nikki-outburst-p1.php)

"I'm soooo Coooooooooooold!!!!" :D

[Kev]

No BB next year? Oh, its been reported today! They have been rumbled

[Max]

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/europe/wales/flag/Flagbig.GIF

What if shes hiding her Dragon side?:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[FKoE]

I've told yer before Maxie, you are going to get yerself burnt ;)

[Max]

:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[FKoE]

:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

Don't play with dwagons .. ;)

[Max]

:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[FKoE]

:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

Maxie, you wag that finger at me again, and I'm going to do a Nikki on your A$$ :D

[Max]

Nikki is a puny female.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[FKoE]

Nikki is a puny female.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:


You have'nt felt her tantrums........ they're wicked,so wicked, you'd be gobsmacked and stunned.........

Here ar!!!............Itssssssssssssssssssss nooooooooooottttt fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

http://www.paulcava.com/STURGES-25%20YRS/Resources/Nikki,%201997%20B363.jpg

OOP's!!! a daisey!!! Maxie fallen over :D

[Max]

I can go enraged, that will sort her temper out. Plus I'm taller so I got the stirdown.:PDT_Aliboronz_24: :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[FKoE]

I can go enraged, that will sort her temper out. Plus I'm taller so I got the stirdown.:PDT_Aliboronz_24: :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Stirdown ?.... you mean you have a wok?, I will wear some lime green luminious cycle shorts..I am all yours lad... just let me have a shave first.....mate :D

[victorialush]

Totally, totally not safe for work, apoligies for the rudeness!

http://img360.imageshack.us/my.php?image=868958332nikkibb72fu.jpg

Nikkis acidental Nakedness :eek:

[FKoE]

I say!!! naughty noughties :D

[victorialush]

I say!!! naughty noughties :D

I am cringing, so if any mod deems this unfit then fair dos :noid:

[FKoE]

I have to say I enlarged the fotie.....Nikki has hairy.......... arms eh? :D :SHOCK:

[victorialush]

I have to say I enlarged the fotie.....Nikki has hairy.......... arms eh? :D :SHOCK:

Anno! They are long aren't they :D

[FKoE]

I hope Maxie is'nt lookin at that fotie Vikkie posted (Vikkie did it moderators) ;)

[FKoE]

Anno! They are long aren't they :D

Have you just clicked enlarge too... :)... we are shocking..

[victorialush]

I hope Maxie is'nt lookin at that fotie Vikkie posted (Vikkie did it moderators) ;)

Nah, Maxine will probably be trying to beat some old womans score in the arcade :D

[victorialush]

Have you just clicked enlarge too... :)... we are shocking..

I am tellin yer mam!

[Max]

Stirdown ?.... you mean you have a wok?, I will wear some lime green luminious cycle shorts..I am all yours lad... just let me have a shave first.....mate :D

Whaaaa? :mad:

[FKoE]

I seen nottin' ....*gets on knees and recites three Hail Mary's

[FKoE]

Whaaaa? :mad:
Yer wha? do you not like me shorts or wha?

[FKoE]

http://www.dreamstime.com/greenshorts-thumb9521

you're my wife now Maxie .. http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s2_laz.jpg

[Max]

Max is no ones wife.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

I don't touch the brown.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[FKoE]

Max is no ones wife.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

I don't touch the brown.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:


I wear your ring, you're my wife now Maxie. :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[victorialush]

Max is no ones wife.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

I don't touch the brown.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:


Waaaaahhaaa, OMG! This is a thread unto itself.... Maxie and his non-tolerance of the brown!

*winces*

[victorialush]

I wear your ring, you're my wife now Maxie. :PDT_Aliboronz_24:

I think you 2 make a lovely couple :D I am so happy for you.

[FKoE]

I think you 2 make a lovely couple :D I am so happy for you.


hehehe!!! :D

[Max]

Waaaaahhaaa, OMG! This is a thread unto itself.... Maxie and his non-tolerance of the brown!

*winces*

I don't pillow bite though.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

FKoE and Victoria are made for each other.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[victorialush]

I don't pillow bite though.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

FKoE and Victoria are made for each other.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Yeh, but I would never take him away from you Maxie, never deny the pillow... it was made for you!

BB is on... TTFN

[Max]

Yeh, but I would never take him away from you Maxie, never deny the pillow... it was made for you!

BB is on... TTFN

Pfft, I'm watching BB and on here.

You already took him away once you posted.

[FKoE]

http://www.detoxyourworld.com/acatalog/jane_couch.jpg

You're my wife now Maxie :D

[victorialush]

You already took him away once you posted.

Sorry Max, don't be jealous, I wish you both well, honestly :celb (23):

[victorialush]

http://www.detoxyourworld.com/acatalog/jane_couch.jpg

You're my wife now Maxie :D

Max had a perm, secsy :D

[FKoE]

Max had a perm, secsy :D

Hands off sister, Maxie my wife now :D

[Max]

http://www.detoxyourworld.com/acatalog/jane_couch.jpg

You're my wife now Maxie :D


Urrgh Jane Couch!:$ik:

[victorialush]

Urrgh Jane Couch!:$ik:

Thats your best girlfriend that.

[FKoE]

I tell you wifey, she an hard fish wife from Fleetwood, she my wife too, you is better though ;)

[FKoE]

Thats your best girlfriend that.

just snotted over me keyboard.......... hahaha!!

[Max]

Thats your best girlfriend that.

**** that!:eek:

[FKoE]

http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s3_lazarou.jpg

[FKoE]

Maxie!!!!... Tell them the circus is coming to town

[Max]

http://boxnews.com.ua/photos/804/Wladimir-Klitschko-Samuel-Peter37.jpg

If either of them two felt me.

[victorialush]

http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s3_lazarou.jpg


LOL!

Clicky (http://www.papalazarou.co.uk/index2.html)

[FKoE]

http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/border_laz.jpg

[victorialush]

http://boxnews.com.ua/photos/804/Wladimir-Klitschko-Samuel-Peter37.jpg

If either of them two felt me.

I am sure they would love you like we do!

[FKoE]

If either of them two felt me.


I feel you Maxie http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~nfitz/images/london_brian.jpg

[victorialush]

I feel you Maxie http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~nfitz/images/london_brian.jpg

PMSL!

[Max]

http://boxnews.com.ua/photos/804/Wladimir-Klitschko-Samuel-Peter37.jpg

Die poof.

[Max]

I am sure they would love you like we do!

They'd be out cold.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[FKoE]

Die poof.

http://lightsout.onestop.net/sick.jpg


Ivana De Vorci

[Max]

http://lightsout.onestop.net/sick.jpg


Ivana De Vorci

And?

[victorialush]

They'd be out cold.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

Max I would batter you :D

[FKoE]

http://www.womenkickboxing.com/images/KO.jpg

[Max]

Hell no.

[FKoE]

And?


Ivana Bigga settlement... Lottie Munny

[FKoE]

Hell no.

http://www.y100rocks.com/images/y100lost.jpg

[Max]

A future London 2012 Medalist will get battered.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[victorialush]

A future London 2012 Medalist will get battered.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

http://solastyear.com/careometer.jpg

[Max]

You said you would batter me though.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[victorialush]

You said you would batter me though.:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

http://solastyear.com/churchladyspecial.jpg

[FKoE]

I batter you, and love you long time ...

http://prague.tv/galleries/funny-pics1/does-this-make-my-bum-look-big.jpg

You like my boobs Maxie ?

[Max]

No as it is impossible.

[FKoE]

http://solastyear.com/churchladyspecial.jpg


Call the cops!!! :D

[Max]

I batter you, and love you long time ...

http://prague.tv/galleries/funny-pics1/does-this-make-my-bum-look-big.jpg

You like my boobs Maxie ?

I would throw my ninja star at her to put her out of her misery!

[FKoE]

http://www.geniac.net/fastfull/blouse95_ewives4.jpg


WHERE'S my Maxie!!!??


He my wife now!!

[victorialush]

I would throw my ninja star at her to put her out of her misery!

http://solastyear.com/dynomite.jpg

[Max]

Yeah, great idea. I should attach Dynomite to it.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

[victorialush]

Yeah, great idea. I should attach Dynomite to it.:PDT_Aliboronz_24:

http://solastyear.com/sagatlovin.jpg

[FKoE]

http://www.animal-funny-pictures.com/images/a-201.jpg

[Max]

http://solastyear.com/sagatlovin.jpg


Naaaaaaaaah.

[FKoE]

http://www.animal-funny-pictures.com/images/a-201.jpg


I is ready when you are Maxie, I give you some lovin'... don't worry it only seems kinky the first time ;)

[Max]

I is ready when you are Maxie, I give you some lovin'... don't worry it only seems kinky the first time ;)


Kev is ready.

[FKoE]

But I is lookin at you, beefcake

http://www.altroquando.org/bearshop.jpg


You rock my boat ...

[Max]

Your not Welsh and your not Female.

[FKoE]

Your not Welsh and your not Female.

Wots snot got to do wiv it ?

http://www.thehoya.com/images/101003/school%20of%20rock.jpg

[victorialush]

http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

[Max]

Even Worse, pink!:Colorz_Grey_PDT_24:

[FKoE]

http://koeln.gay-web.de/viktor/gif/galerie3/Klaus%202-k.jpg

[Kev]

lol :celb (23)::celb (23)::celb (23)::celb (23)::celb (23):

[victorialush]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/martin_fierro/This%20Thread%20Is%20Gay/this_thread_is_gay08.jpg

[Kev]

http://www.mscclan.com/storage/pics/american_gay_power.jpg

[victorialush]

Maxs best fight... :D

http://www.trilogywrestlingandbearhugs.com/images/Meanwrestler.jpg

[FKoE]

You're our wife now Maxie

http://julienmagnat.free.fr/fotos/vampires-SM.jpg

[victorialush]

Uuurrrggg I am gonna have nightmares off that one...

[Kev]

stop this filth

http://www.mscclan.com/storage/pics/bigarm.jpg